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What do you consider are the 3 undeniable truths to being a Ninja?

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    #16
    Originally posted by Ryu_Yagami
    Must be able to take it in the ass.
    without lube.

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      #17
      Originally posted by adouglasmhor
      without lube.
      and a sandpaper condom.

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        #18
        1. Ninjas are mammals.
        2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
        3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

        .. In case you didn't know it yet.
        Curiosity killed the cat. But damn it had a blast.

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          #19
          Originally posted by Ryu_Yagami
          and a sandpaper condom.
          ...slipped into a broken beer bottle, then rammed up the turd pipe.
          SEANBABY:

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            #20
            1. No crosstraining.
            2. No sportfighting
            3. Keep it real for da str33tz with slow, free variation kata.

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              #21
              1. do not question
              2. do not evaluate practicality
              3. sign long-term contract*



              * do these come on scrolls at ninja schools?

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                #22
                Belief that a posteri of "lethal" techniques is better than being physical fit.

                Hey, wait?
                Sumus extra manum tuam.

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                  #23
                  1. Play one of the following; WoW, Warhammer, LARP, D&D.
                  2. Listen to cheesy fist pumping metal or terrible trance.
                  3. Watch shitloads of anime and terrible american MA flicks.

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                    #24
                    1.) Never store shuriken in your underwear.

                    2.) Try to run sideways whenever possible, with proper application you can run through walls.

                    3.) When jumping, curl up into a ball. This will ad an extra fifty feet to your distance.

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                      #25
                      Originally posted by seanyseanybean
                      1. Play one of the following; WoW, Warhammer, LARP, D&D.

                      Oh noes, I'm 1/3 ninja!

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                        #26
                        1. Ninjutsu is entirely an assassin/thief based practice. The empty hand techniques probably vary
                        2. Used by the government for multiple tasks (assassination, thievery)
                        That's 3, right? :-D
                        Last edited by Killing Moon; 6/19/2007 12:50pm, .

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                          #27
                          Originally posted by seanyseanybean
                          1. Play one of the following; WoW, Warhammer, LARP, D&D.
                          just wondering how you know about all this stuff.......

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                            #28
                            Originally posted by Killing Moon
                            1. Ninjutsu is entirely an assassin/thief based practice. The empty hand techniques probably vary
                            2. Used by the government for multiple tasks (assassination, thievery)
                            That's 3, right? :-D
                            i'm pulling you over and issuing you a ticket for using logic in YMAS.

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                              #29
                              Originally posted by fes_fsa
                              i'm pulling you over and issuing you a ticket for using logic in YMAS.

                              Shit *puts hands on hood of car*.

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                                #30
                                Originally posted by seanyseanybean
                                1. Play one of the following; WoW, Warhammer, LARP, D&D.
                                2. Listen to cheesy fist pumping metal or terrible trance.
                                3. Watch shitloads of anime and terrible american MA flicks.
                                holy shit, i'm actually a ninja

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