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    Wing Tsun = Scientology?

    Leung Ting, 11th level Grandmaster of his own wingy chungy system, runs his business rather like Ron L Hubbard, as does his German lapdog Professor Keith Kernspecht (10th degree).

    It is easy to imagine Professor Leung saying "If you want to make a million HK dollars, start a martial art!" (though I am in no measure alleging that he actually said that).

    Here are some striking similarities between Wing Tsun and Scientology:

    1. The whole organisation is built on learning esoteric and totally unfounded ideas, none of which are based on fact.

    2. The organisation exists for the enrichment of its founders, and money flows from the bottom up to forward that goal.

    3. To progress in the organisation, one must spend more and more money.

    4. Criticizing the Organization results in extreme defensive reactions from its members.

    5. Members display symptoms of being indoctrinated in a cult, such as all wearing the same silly uniform, and talking about the head of the Organization as if he was a god.

    6. Members develop an inability to recognize a logical argument based on fact.

    7. Senior members have delusions of Enlightenment and grandeur.

    8. The heads of the Organization have collections of expensive sports cars (Actually I don't know about Scientologist preachers but Grandmaster Kernspecht certainly has a few).

    9. Members are promised they can attain the unattainable.

    10. Members constantly try to recruit new gullible people into the cult Organization.

    11. The highest levels of attainment in the Organization have very silly titles. (Compare: Master of Almightiness; 7th level Operating Thetan)

    I'm sure there are many more, feel free to add your own.


    Edit: wrong currency
    Last edited by RunningDog; 6/18/2007 4:54pm, .

    #2
    Bruce Lee = Xenu?

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      #3
      I think in this analogy Bruce Lee would be Tom Cruise

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        #4
        No I think Tom Cruise would have to be Emin Boztepe (we'll lump all Wing Tsun offshoots together for this exercise).

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          #5
          Xenu is a bad guy in Scientology. It's their equivalent of Satan.

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            #6
            Royce Gracie = Xenu?

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              #7
              I think "Master of Almightiness" is quite possibly the most hilarious thing I have ever read.

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                #8
                i thought Xenu was a warrior princess?

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                  #9
                  Xenu = dark galactic overlord that sentenced millions of aliens to death on Earth who are now trapped in humans as Thetans and are the cause of suffering among humans.

                  Xena = Lucy Lawless in leather....... yummy.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Thaiboxerken
                    Xenu = dark galactic overlord that sentenced millions of aliens to death on Earth who are now trapped in humans as Thetans and are the cause of suffering among humans.
                    now that sounds fucking hot.

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by fes_fsa
                      i thought Xenu was a warrior princess?
                      Actually this is a common error. Xenu was actually a dark overlord of the Galaxy, and he kidnapped millions of alien beings and put them in volcanoes on Earth millions of years ago, and their tortured souls lingered on Earth and finally found a home when mankind emerged.


                      Edit: fucker, got in there first

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Das Moose
                        I think "Master of Almightiness" is quite possibly the most hilarious thing I have ever read.

                        I think it goes

                        level 9: Man of Arrival

                        Level 10: Sage of Philosophy

                        Level 11: Master of Almightiness

                        Level 12: Galactic overlord?

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                          #13
                          I thought you were joking about Master of Almightiness being a rank.

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                            #14
                            If anyone deserves that level it's this guy:

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by artard
                              I think in this analogy Bruce Lee would be Tom Cruise
                              Bruce Lee ditched the ving for boxing.

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