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    Most ridiculous "fight"?

    What was the most ridiculous fight you've ever been involved in?
    Abot three years back I had a run in with a gangbanger wannabe at a swapmeet. Words were exchanged and he threw a role of duct tape at me.
    Yes duct tape.
    I picked up a free standing birdcage and tried to bash his head in. The "Duct Tape Killer" took off running and after a few steps I knew I'd never catch him.
    End of fight except for the laughter of the crowd.

    #2
    Originally posted by firewind
    I picked up a free standing birdcage and tried to bash his head in.
    Care to reenact this for us and post a video?

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      #3
      Originally posted by Olorin
      Care to reenact this for us and post a video?
      preferrably in the form of interpretive dance, firewind.

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        #4
        Originally posted by firewind
        What was the most ridiculous fight you've ever been involved in?
        Abot three years back I had a run in with a gangbanger wannabe at a swapmeet. Words were exchanged and he threw a role of duct tape at me.
        Yes duct tape.
        I picked up a free standing birdcage and tried to bash his head in. The "Duct Tape Killer" took off running and after a few steps I knew I'd never catch him.
        End of fight except for the laughter of the crowd.
        :color:

        Summertime and the livin's easy
        Bradley's on the microphone with Ras-MG
        All the people in the dance will agree that
        we're well qualified to
        represent
        the LBC
        They killed JFK in '63, so what the fuck you think they'll do to me?

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          #5
          Originally posted by fes_fsa
          preferrably in the form of interpretive dance, firewind.
          Its an idea. Im just need to find leotards.
          And I never got near him with the birdcage btw. Though the roll of duct tape nicked my wrist. Does that mean he won?
          Now lets hear some of your greatest hits.

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            #6
            I caught herpes in a grappling match, I found that pretty ridiculous.

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              #7
              Hitting myself in the head with the keyboard after reading your story.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Cracky McSlugHoot
                I caught herpes in a grappling match, I found that pretty ridiculous.
                rape doesn't count as grappling.

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                  #9
                  It only looked like rape to those unfamiliar with my rear naked choke defence.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Cracky McSlugHoot
                    It only looked like rape to those unfamiliar with my rear naked choke defence.
                    oh... i'm quite familiar. *rubs anus*

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                      #11
                      alright. i had this guy cornered... and i was pressing really hard.

                      i was mainly just grappling with a few strikes here and there.

                      this guy was defending like crazy.

                      he got a few punches and kicks in here and there...

                      but spent alot of time screaming for somebody to open the door.

                      eventually...

                      i let him out of my bedroom.

                      while it ended in a draw... i still feel i won the fight.

                      less than a year later, he asked me to marry him.

                      we've been married almost 8 years and have two kids together.

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                        #12
                        Ah, our Fes :)

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                          #13
                          i witnessed one 'brawl'last night,after bjjclass me and a friend who has a blue belt went out for a drink,this guy i know comes up to me,doesnt know who my friend is,and starts talking how he trashed someone over the weekend.

                          my bjj friend says:ah,you grabbed him around the neck?thats not a very clever thing to do,lots of bad stuff could happen..'

                          the other guy disagrees and actually grabs him around the neck,several seconds later i was picking up the bartable and several stools and helped my little friend with the big mouth up..he thanked for the lesson and walked off.

                          hilarious.

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                            #14
                            I saw a bumfight once where the people were slashing at each other with crushed beer cans. One bum shouted, "You're a fucking bum!" and the other replied, "So are you, ya cunt!"

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by fes_fsa
                              alright. i had this guy cornered... and i was pressing really hard.

                              i was mainly just grappling with a few strikes here and there.

                              this guy was defending like crazy.

                              he got a few punches and kicks in here and there...

                              but spent alot of time screaming for somebody to open the door.

                              eventually...

                              i let him out of my bedroom.

                              while it ended in a draw... i still feel i won the fight.

                              less than a year later, he asked me to marry him.

                              we've been married almost 8 years and have two kids together.
                              sounds awfully like my current relationship, but with less kids. and nipple gripples.

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