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    Obligatory RBSD haiku thread

    Yes it's bad haiku time again folks. Remember it's 5-7-5. I'll make a start shall I?



    We wear camo gear
    The urban jungle beckons
    Bring on the crackheads

    #2
    Overweight white man
    your knives and guns cannot help
    you reach your penis.



    Human arsenal
    Overwhelming show of force
    I fear everything



    Crackheads, bums, and thugs
    They are all over the place
    must have enough mace.
    And lo, Kano looked down upon the field and saw the multitudes. Amongst them were the disciples of Uesheba who were greatly vexed at his sayings. And Kano spake: "Do not be concerned with the mote in thy neighbor's eye, when verily thou hast a massive stick in thine ass".

    --Scrolls of Bujutsu: Chapter 5 vs 10-14.

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      #3
      I can still only count syllables by clapping my hands as I read.

      Without the first clue
      We search for our lost man-hood
      Fear the unknown street

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        #4
        Hee Hee!

        This is one I actually wrote as a troubled teenager, having nothing to do with martial arts, but more of a military slant. I was an Air Cadet who read too many mercenary novels at the time, and had dreams of being the first chick in the Canadian special forces or whatever(at the time, I didn't even know what they were called or even if Canada had such a thing, but I figured they must exist and I wanted in!)

        Ah-hem:

        Through the underbrush
        Slither, the enemy nears
        War claims another

        Thank you, loyal fans! Thank you!

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          #5
          I think we all know about how this confrontation would end...

          wow, a real thug, my
          r.b.s.d. skills are used
          I'll try no-touch throws

          edit: oops, shoot. I was thinking of systema. Mea culpa.
          Last edited by kobudo; 6/04/2007 6:56am, .

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            #6
            You gonna get raped

            unless you look disgusting

            systema can help
            If you can't laugh at yourself,
            Others will be happy to do it for you. :evil6:

            The 2 most abundant elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.


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              #7
              my torch beats your knife
              slap beats a bloody syringe
              only when training
              Where there is only a choice between cowardice and violence, I would advise violence.

              Gandhi

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                #8
                I don't fear the streets
                Oh my god, a black person
                Don't make eye contact.


                Now lovely Lucifer, in hell so stark
                King, and lord of sin and pride
                With some mist his wits make dark.
                He send thee grace to be thy guide


                HE LOOKS LIKE A TINY BEAR MIXED WITH A CAT, AND THAT IS THE MEANEST ANIMAL MIXTURE EVER, BEAR FOR FUCKING STRENGTH, AND CAT FOR FUCKING MEAN!!! MOTHERFUCKER.

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                  #9
                  I am confident
                  training in a non-live way
                  prepares me for death
                  Where there is only a choice between cowardice and violence, I would advise violence.

                  Gandhi

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                    #10
                    afraid for my life
                    R.S.B.D terrorists
                    scare my cash from me
                    Where there is only a choice between cowardice and violence, I would advise violence.

                    Gandhi

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                      #11
                      fetch my camo, son

                      Paranoia is the way

                      R.B.S.D. pwns
                      If you can't laugh at yourself,
                      Others will be happy to do it for you. :evil6:

                      The 2 most abundant elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.


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                        #12
                        An army reject
                        Unsuccessful with ladies
                        I pretend to fight

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                          #13
                          Always be prepared
                          Attackers hide in the trees
                          Suburbs are deadly
                          Dedicated to legs and the disrespecting thereof.

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                            #14
                            Hey, why all the guns?
                            For the impending race-war.
                            Oh...well...okay then



                            [This is based off a real-life conversation with my uncle. No shit.]


                            Now lovely Lucifer, in hell so stark
                            King, and lord of sin and pride
                            With some mist his wits make dark.
                            He send thee grace to be thy guide


                            HE LOOKS LIKE A TINY BEAR MIXED WITH A CAT, AND THAT IS THE MEANEST ANIMAL MIXTURE EVER, BEAR FOR FUCKING STRENGTH, AND CAT FOR FUCKING MEAN!!! MOTHERFUCKER.

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                              #15
                              Planning for the day

                              the New World Order will come

                              I become D34D!Y
                              If you can't laugh at yourself,
                              Others will be happy to do it for you. :evil6:

                              The 2 most abundant elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.


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