Alright, 'fess up

[Lane]

Which one of you dumb bastards did this?

[M1K3]

Authorities continued searching Wednesday for a samurai-wielding arsonist who sliced a man's arm and set fire to a pair of bungalows on the grounds of a church in Lake View Terrace.

And I thought Phil was bad walking around with a sword!

[Lane]

Yeah, this guy wields a whole fucking samurai... yoroi and all. What a bad ass.

[Poo-Jitsu]

gosh maybe i SHOULD go back to training self defense scenarios. i figured i was safe at church.

[FickleFingerOfFate]

Don't look at me,


I don't have tattoo's,



and my samurai is in the shop.

[money]

The sword sliced the man's arm when he tried to block the blow, Smith said, adding he was transported to a hospital, treated and released.

Psh, fucking amateur.

[Lane]

gosh maybe i SHOULD go back to training self defense scenarios. i figured i was safe at church.

If a crazed ninja attacks you with a sword, you should:

(a) Run away, call police, and laugh at him
(b) Pull out ya glock and cap his bitch ass
(c) Attempt to block the sword with your fucking arm like a total tool and get sent to the hospital
(d) Center yourself with a deep, meditative breath, drop into your kamae, sidestep his sword, step in, grasp the tsuka, then step outward while pulling the blade back in across his stomach.
(e) All of the above

[FickleFingerOfFate]

I pick D,


But what do you want?


I do Karate.

[Abusivemelon]

Then shouldn't you lunge punch him into outer space?

[Abusivemelon]

I believe in pacifism so I'd stand there until he got tired then reason with him.

[FickleFingerOfFate]

Then shouldn't you lunge punch him into outer space?

No, thats Ninjer,


I do Side chop, from horseride stance.

[Lane]

No flying crane kick?

[FickleFingerOfFate]

Sweep the leg, johnny!

[Poo-Jitsu]

you left out

F) chain punch

[FickleFingerOfFate]

you left out

F) chain punch

That's _ing _un,


and everybody knows that doesn't work.