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    Aikido Haiku

    In honor of Phrosts beautiful and touching Aikido video I composed this Haiku

    Butterfly wings beat
    Akido ka ka ka ka
    Dance in the moon light

    #2
    hope uke will fly
    tomahawk attacks my dream
    where is my front tooth
    There is no cheating, there is only jiu-jitsu.

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      #3
      Do not use your stength
      Your uke will throw himself
      Instead, harmonize
      "Reason is a choice. Wishes and whims are not facts, nor are they a means to discovering them. Reason is our only way to grasping reality -- it's our basic tool of survival. We are free to evade the effort of thinking, to reject reason, but we are not free to avoid the penalty of the abyss we refuse to see."
      - Terry Goodkind, "Faith of the Fallen"

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        #4
        Grab my wrist now uke
        Grab my wrist now please kind uke?
        Drat, foiled again
        "Emevas,
        You're a scrapper, I like that."-Ronin69

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          #5
          Aikido pretend
          fight how many attackers
          grab your wrist for you
          Originally posted by sochin101
          Dude, whassup? Did they freeze your dick then accidentally use it to cool down a thimble full of water? Or, did you mis-spell crayonist? You know, the guy who makes sure the wax crayons you use aren't too sharp in case you decide to do the decent thing and kill yourself.
          Training log. Here

          JFS vs The Villain here

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            #6
            OMG, this thread is hilarious.

            Straight hand grab will come
            To nage uke will run
            Can only stop bum

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              #7
              Grab my wrist, relax
              Feel my ki over your skin
              Moons of Jupiter

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                #8
                Power not needed
                Strength comes from the magic pants
                Wristlocks for the win!

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                  #9
                  No, I can't fight, but...
                  Aikido is not useless
                  I fall down real good


                  I love this thread! :XXhippylo

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                    #10
                    Yeah you know my pants
                    My lovely aikido pants
                    Hakama, 'kama

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                      #11
                      i can't believe i am about to subscribe to this thread...but i am...
                      at least until the clever haikus are all used up

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                        #12
                        These pants- seven folds
                        Your attack only hurts you
                        Ouch! You broke my nose!
                        "Reason is a choice. Wishes and whims are not facts, nor are they a means to discovering them. Reason is our only way to grasping reality -- it's our basic tool of survival. We are free to evade the effort of thinking, to reject reason, but we are not free to avoid the penalty of the abyss we refuse to see."
                        - Terry Goodkind, "Faith of the Fallen"

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                          #13
                          count my many pleats
                          for they hold magic in them
                          but i can't prove it
                          There is no cheating, there is only jiu-jitsu.

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                            #14
                            i tried to add the sense of nature prevalant in real haiku

                            like leaves i fall down
                            lungs crushed under judoka
                            fade into darkness
                            There is no cheating, there is only jiu-jitsu.

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                              #15
                              That was very pretty, cyrijl.

                              My strikes are gentle
                              Butterfly kisses for you
                              You stand, resistant.
                              "Reason is a choice. Wishes and whims are not facts, nor are they a means to discovering them. Reason is our only way to grasping reality -- it's our basic tool of survival. We are free to evade the effort of thinking, to reject reason, but we are not free to avoid the penalty of the abyss we refuse to see."
                              - Terry Goodkind, "Faith of the Fallen"

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