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**cyrijl** · 3/13/2007 2:49pm,

hope uke will fly
tomahawk attacks my dream
where is my front tooth

**OnceLost** · 3/13/2007 3:05pm,

Do not use your stength
Your uke will throw himself
Instead, harmonize

**Emevas** · 3/13/2007 3:14pm,

Grab my wrist now uke
Grab my wrist now please kind uke?
Drat, foiled again

**Abusivemelon** · 3/13/2007 3:33pm,

Aikido pretend
fight how many attackers
grab your wrist for you

**Sith_Lord** · 3/13/2007 3:42pm,

OMG, this thread is hilarious.

Straight hand grab will come
To nage uke will run
Can only stop bum

**DCS** · 3/13/2007 3:44pm,

Grab my wrist, relax
Feel my ki over your skin
Moons of Jupiter

**Question!** · 3/13/2007 3:50pm,

Power not needed
Strength comes from the magic pants
Wristlocks for the win!

**yanta** · 3/13/2007 5:57pm,

No, I can't fight, but...
Aikido is not useless
I fall down real good

I love this thread! :XXhippylo

**Phrost** · 3/13/2007 6:35pm,

Yeah you know my pants
My lovely aikido pants
Hakama, 'kama

**HANKtheTANK** · 3/13/2007 9:36pm,

i can't believe i am about to subscribe to this thread...but i am...
at least until the clever haikus are all used up

**OnceLost** · 3/14/2007 7:12am,

These pants- seven folds
Your attack only hurts you
Ouch! You broke my nose!

**cyrijl** · 3/14/2007 7:16am,

count my many pleats
for they hold magic in them
but i can't prove it

**cyrijl** · 3/14/2007 7:18am,

i tried to add the sense of nature prevalant in real haiku

like leaves i fall down
lungs crushed under judoka
fade into darkness

**OnceLost** · 3/14/2007 7:34am,

That was very pretty, cyrijl.

My strikes are gentle
Butterfly kisses for you
You stand, resistant.

Aikido Haiku