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    Historical Figure you'd want to fight

    USMC asked a similar question about fake martial artists but since I'm a history N3rd I want to know (living or dead) who would you fight? For me, I'd fight Charles De Gaulle; partly because he's French, partly because of his moustache.



    Just look at that fucking moustache...

    I swear I used the search function. Please no Gitmo
    Last edited by Mas; 2/24/2007 1:33pm, .


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    Tyler Durden: OK: any historic figure.
    Narrator: I'd fight Gandhi.
    Tyler Durden: Good answer.
    Narrator: How about you?
    Tyler Durden: Lincoln.
    Narrator: Lincoln?
    Tyler Durden: Big guy, big reach. Skinny guys fight 'til they're burger.

    Actually, Lincoln would be one helluva fight (experienced wrestler, several street fights to his cred). I'd love to take on a young Winston Churchill.
    "Keep a sharp knife, shiny boots and be on time."

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      #3
      Originally posted by Hitman
      I'd love to take on a young Winston Churchill.
      Love it! Winston "The Bulldog" Churchill, bet he'd be tough on the ground...

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        #4
        Since I'm an equal opportunity kind of guy, I would want to fight Emily Post. She strikes me as an uptight bitch who dictated what was socially acceptable in her day. FTW!

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          #5
          Mussolini... I'd beat him to death with Hitler...
          Where there is only a choice between cowardice and violence, I would advise violence.

          Gandhi

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            #6
            Jesus. Maybe HE has t3h r33l aikido!

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              #7
              Originally posted by Mas
              Love it! Winston "The Bulldog" Churchill, bet he'd be tough on the ground...
              He was one tenacious MF'er, too. You'd probably have to snap his arm to make him tap.
              "Keep a sharp knife, shiny boots and be on time."

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                #8
                Originally posted by BlackStalyon
                Jesus. Maybe HE has t3h r33l aikido!
                Yeah...
                "Go on, grab my wrists... wait... what's with the hammer and nails....?"
                Where there is only a choice between cowardice and violence, I would advise violence.

                Gandhi

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                  #9
                  Tom Thumb (the midget), every kick would be a high kick.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Hitman


                    Tyler Durden: OK: any historic figure.
                    Narrator: I'd fight Gandhi.
                    Tyler Durden: Good answer.
                    Narrator: How about you?
                    Tyler Durden: Lincoln.
                    Narrator: Lincoln?
                    Tyler Durden: Big guy, big reach. Skinny guys fight 'til they're burger.

                    Actually, Lincoln would be one helluva fight (experienced wrestler, several street fights to his cred). I'd love to take on a young Winston Churchill.
                    Damn, you guys are quick. I was going to say Chuck Palahniuk.

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                      #11
                      Adam... if it wasn't for him, we'd be knee deep in ingnorance and nekkid women*.
                      Wait... it was Eve's fault... I'd like to kick her directly in the lady-garden (of Eden).






                      *Some of us are, amirite?**
                      ** I'm not, but if anyone has pics, that'd be fine.
                      Where there is only a choice between cowardice and violence, I would advise violence.

                      Gandhi

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                        #12
                        jesus - he would keep turning the other cheek, thereby blocking punches with his face and making it an easy romp home for the win.

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                          #13
                          Teddy Roosevelt. Appearently he was pretty good boxer.

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                            #14
                            King Leonidas
                            Hannibal
                            Genghis Khan
                            Chaka Zulu
                            A Silat Saint
                            Miyamoto Mushashi

                            I'd be 0-6 but it would be some beautiful ass whoppings
                            "Its not important to be strong, its just important not to be weak."

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                              #15
                              Janet Reno....everytime I see her picture I wanna hit something.

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