*ring*... TS: "Animal style kung-fu help line, this is Jim, how may I direct your call?"
Caller: "Hi, I'm taking monkey-style kung fu lessons, and I had some questions I'd like to have answered before taking my next class tomorrow."
TS: "Very well, sir, I'll transfer you to our monkey department. Please hold."
(hold music, followed by beep)
Caller: "... Hello?"
TS: "Oooo aaa aa aaa (sniff sniff)... EEEE! EEEEEE!"
Caller: "Jesus..." (click)
Caller: "Hi, I'm taking monkey-style kung fu lessons, and I had some questions I'd like to have answered before taking my next class tomorrow."
TS: "Very well, sir, I'll transfer you to our monkey department. Please hold."
(hold music, followed by beep)
Caller: "... Hello?"
TS: "Oooo aaa aa aaa (sniff sniff)... EEEE! EEEEEE!"
Caller: "Jesus..." (click)
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