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    ninjutsu can beat anything

    1 touch of a ninjutsu fighter and and ufc guy will be dead, tai chi is also good for killing. mma fighters just get one touch of a tai chi master and they will die from dim mak. plus nijutsu has chi and noone in mma can beat a fighter with chi because they will use the pressure points to not make them be able to do anything, cro cop or bas rutten cannot beat a great master of tai chi and ninjutsu they are the deadliest things because of dim mak and they will use ninja skills to beat them, so this is why mma cant beat tai chi.







































    just kidding, you fucks

    #2
    Bad troll, 1 out of ten points.

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      #3
      my car is leaking fuel.
      that can't be a good thing...

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        #4
        If we could somehow shrink a ninja to the size of a cancer cell, well, the rest is obvious.

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          #5
          Oh, where the hell is Omega when you need him!




          n00b tr0lls......Fire up the barbeque. :violent5:
          If you can't laugh at yourself,
          Others will be happy to do it for you. :evil6:

          The 2 most abundant elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.


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            #6
            crablord, don't post until you have at least 100 posts.
            I think only idiots assume that someone who trains for the ring can't make the switch to the street as soon as things change. - dweidman

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              #7
              k, say when :color:

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                #8
                D- for effort. Come on people, at least say you healed some kid's erectile disfunction by massaging his inner thighs with your chi breathing or you beat up pimps with shuriken or something. People aren't even TRYING anymore.

                How many murders did you prevent using chi sao skills? How many secret underground Kumites did you win while no-one was looking except wise old asian men? How many rare diseases have you cured with your Atomic-Level meditation? Can you make the fish in a fish tank come and pay attention to you using your chi powers and delight pet shop owners? Tell us why you don't need to prove you magic powers to us, why you don't want the Randi Million, why honour and respect are more important than fighting ability but you have more of both than anyone here but refuse to back that up because you don't need to!

                LIVE, DAMN YOU, LIVE!
                "[Fighting for Points] is doubtless very pretty, and invariably draws applause, but preferences should always be given to blows that do some business, to good straight hits that do something toward finishing the fight.
                A man who has carefully trained for brilliant tapping play, will find himself considerably out of it in case he is called upon to do any real work."
                -A.J. Newton, Boxing.

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                  #9
                  Of course ninjas can beat mma guys. And that is because ninjers carry hollowed-out chicken eggs with ash in them.
                  SEANBABY:
                  "The seventh law of thermodynamics is that every time a fat person gets near a trapdoor, they fall in. Its the closest thing we have to scientific proof of God."

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                    #10
                    Go climb back up Ashidas ass where you belong...................
                    Amateur MMA record: 8-3-1
                    Pro MMA record: 3-1
                    Status: Semi retarded... I mean retired

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                      #11
                      wow! i give it a -1/10 for not trying anything new.

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                        #12
                        You need to take lessons from the Systema guys. They are much better at trolling than you.
                        "Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities." Voltaire.

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                          #13
                          Ninjas can't beat shit. I killed 20 ninjas in a dark alley downtown last weekend.

                          Of course, my stupid friend forgets his video camera at home. What a useless guy.
                          :new_all_c

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                            #14
                            I like ninjers cooked slow with rock salt and olive oil. Mmmm. . . ninjers.

                            Other than making me hungry, this thread sucks.
                            Mushi mo atsui hodo
                            Mushiatsui

                            Originally Posted by chuey
                            ...Well fuck if that isn't the most anti-Mr. Miyagi shit I have heard in ages.

                            Two wrongs don't make a right, but
                            Three rights make a left.

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                              #15
                              Did anyone read the very bottom ? He said just kidding you fuck's...I dont think he is serious. No one, not even a ninjer takes a ninjer seriously....ever. Dont put your j/k shit at the very end like that..you will get flamed hard. But, it is fun to watch !

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