Pics of Disaster: Captions Edition.

[Virus]

Share your pics of disaster; but include t3h funn3h captions as well in large red font. (size five)

Here's mine to get the ball rolling, somewhat inspired by pl4sm4's old avatar.



"Stop moving! I'm unleashing the deadly on you!"

[Virus]

Sorry I meant for this to be in YMAS. Can someone wave the mod magic wand please?

[BackFistMonkey]

duh hurrrrr fire no burn
Systema God Chi protect

[BackFistMonkey]

Vlad maybe you could lock it down..
a little more ... some more ...


OH WOW FIFTY PERCENT OFF CLOTHING
AT THE MILITARY SUPPLY STORE !!!

[BackFistMonkey]

HOLD ON THERE FATTY
THERE IS A RASH OR SOME
NASTY SKIN CONDITION
ON YOUR FOREARM !
DON'T LET IT TOUCH ME !

[Permalost]

Sign the long term contract!

[Virus]

The secret and deadly wing chun hand enlarging technique.

[Virus]

"Now you know when we go on our annual kung-fu camp in the woods there's
not going to be flushing toilets, so get used to it!"

[BackFistMonkey]

"When you open the Gates in the
correct order you summon
Cthulhu to eat your attacker"

*giggle *

[Virus]

"...One thousand and one.. one thousand and two...Awesome man! Only ninety eight thousand nine hundred and ninety eight to go untill I'm teh deadly... One thousand and three..."

[Virus]

"After decades of research into the real wing chun we have finally come to the conclusion that it is this:"

[BackFistMonkey]

"DIE YOU FUCKING POND SCUM PIECE OF SHIT"

[leere_form]

lolz bye newb

[leere_form]

i can't let go of his wrists!! somebody fucking help me!!

[leere_form]

turkish oil wrestling: it's gay when you make eye contact, and still gay when you don't.

bjj wins again.