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    While poking around on Craigslist, I found a website on martial arts in Seattle. The site is pretty lame, and there was this little beauty:


    http://www.martialdevelopment.com/bl...e-prostitutes/

    main page
    http://www.martialdevelopment.com/bl...-martial-arts/


    I hope I'm not reposting old stuff, my quick search didn't bring anything up.
    Last edited by johnny3443; 1/19/2007 9:52am, .

    #2
    I checked the main page link. They have a' _ing _un sticking hands club'.
    Fuck, I don't even have to make a comment on that one, it speaks for itself.

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      #3
      Wait until you see this gem...
      http://www.martialdevelopment.com/bl...k-death-touch/

      I'm commenting as mmabjj... sorry, I wasn't feeling very eloquent, and these guys are so far beyond dumb that I didn't know where to start...
      Imports from Japan, Shipping Worldwide! Art Junkie, Scramble, BJJ Spirits, Reversal...
      Scramble Stuff

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        #4
        *BLINK BLINK*

        Did that guy ETWolverine seriously try to claim that all Knock Outs are ultimately Dim Mak/Pressure Point derived? Including Blood Chokes (differentiating from strangles that target the airway)? I think Doc X disposed of the accupuncture argument in the "Help me end this @*&(ing argument about deadly vital point striking" thread.

        Jonathan

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          #5
          Originally posted by supercrap
          Wait until you see this gem...
          http://www.martialdevelopment.com/bl...k-death-touch/

          I'm commenting as mmabjj... sorry, I wasn't feeling very eloquent, and these guys are so far beyond dumb that I didn't know where to start...

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            #6
            I left a comment too. They really are very fucking stupid indeed.

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              #7
              Originally posted by johnny3443
              While poking around on Craigslist, I found a website on martial arts in Seattle. The site is pretty lame, and there was this little beauty:


              http://www.martialdevelopment.com/bl...e-prostitutes/

              main page
              http://www.martialdevelopment.com/bl...-martial-arts/


              I hope I'm not reposting old stuff, my quick search didn't bring anything up.
              Heh, thanks, needed the laugh. Now all that's left is to deride these fuckwits for being idiots (erm, the ones who run that site, not the people on this one, of course).

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                #8
                Great, now they are going to log on here, and use their d34dly Chi on us all.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Uechidude
                  Great, now they are going to log on here, and use their d34dly Chi on us all.
                  We are so fucked. I'm terrified of teh Dim Mak after seeing Ashida Kim use it on a rabbit trap.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Bladesinger
                    We are so fucked. I'm terrified of teh Dim Mak after seeing Ashida Kim use it on a rabbit trap.
                    You left out the disappearing in front of the camera(by ducking) or the monkey stealing the peach, and lets not forget the Kata Dante, or 27 death moves in 5 seconds....I am so scared.

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                      #11
                      Very touchy feely. It should be well accepted by the fucktard neo-hippie yuppies that seem to consider Seattle as Mecca. Look in there garages and I bet you find boxes full of flanels, torn jeans and Nirvana T-shirts.
                      Amateur MMA record: 8-3-1
                      Pro MMA record: 3-1
                      Status: Semi retarded... I mean retired

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                        #12
                        3. Their profession is illegal in nearly every state and country.

                        Haha, wtf?

                        Least they got the #1 reason right.
                        But wow, they couldn't even insult it well...wheres the gay insults.

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