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    Are you fat? Can't tell? I can help.

    1. The Home Town Buffet (or any buffet) testCliff notes: If you look like the people who eat at Home Town Buffet, you are fat.

    2. The nerds camping outside of Best Buy test

    The single commonality between Star Wars, PS3, and World of Warcraft is that billions of nerds around the country actually lined up to buy them. If you ever think the stereotypes of nerds being fat, ponytailed, greasy, pizza face losers is wrong, just go see one of these lines.

    Cliff notes: If you look like the people who camp for Star Wars or video games, you are fat.

    3. The entire nation of Italy test



    The Plazma test

    The United States Senate test

    #2
    My diet:

    brownies
    cinammon rolls
    taco bell
    wendy's
    pizza
    italian sausage
    brats
    biscuits and gravy

    weight as of today: 121.6lbs
    Ranked #9 internationally at 118lbs by WIKBA http://www.womenkickboxing.com/wikba...rch%202009.htm

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      #3
      what are brats?

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        #4
        You, you little shit.

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          #5
          Originally posted by MEGA JESUS-SAN
          what are brats?
          Bratwurst, it's a kind of sausage
          Ranked #9 internationally at 118lbs by WIKBA http://www.womenkickboxing.com/wikba...rch%202009.htm

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            #6
            i can't help it, they're too old to listen to.

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              #7
              kid, your diet sounds pretty much like mine these days.. and i hover just under 150.

              eating is such a hassle with training and studying and all, and fast food is so convenient. plus, i spend a significant amount of time in the gym rolling and shit.. i think i figured out like 11-12 hours a week?

              i know i'm way under my recommended calorie intake as it is. so i can probably eat whatever and burn it off. ... except for the cholesterol in my arteries. i don't think that's so easy to get rid of.

              basically i'm becoming a very unhealthy eater with very healthy exercise habits, which is probably really bad.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Sirc
                2. The nerds camping outside of Best Buy test

                The single commonality between Star Wars, PS3, and World of Warcraft is that billions of nerds around the country actually lined up to buy them. If you ever think the stereotypes of nerds being fat, ponytailed, greasy, pizza face losers is wrong, just go see one of these lines.
                I know what you mean. I go to an electronics/software engineering college and it seems half the population of WoW goes to that school. Now, before this place I never would have believed a person could get acne through osmosis but I just went through a really bad pimple phase, and I've never had a problem like that before. :S

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Gabster the Bad Elf
                  Diet is a huge part of fitness. I am not saying weight, I am saying fitness. You are what you eat I think is pretty much right on. So that makes me pretty damn bland tasting.

                  To be honest, while I do eat all that junk here and there, mainly I tend to eat granola, oatmeal, yogurt, some kind of noodles for dinner (sometimes pasta, sometimes rice noodles or lomein with fish or chicken) and drink 100% fruit juice mixed with water (generally about 50/50). I am by no means a health nut, but I'm not a complete junk food slob.
                  Ranked #9 internationally at 118lbs by WIKBA http://www.womenkickboxing.com/wikba...rch%202009.htm

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                    #10
                    I'm a complete junk food slob and just saying fuck it and eating what I want helped me lose over 10 pounds in the past couple months.

                    Ashly and I eat a lot of naughty food but I think one of the key things is that we're both not big eaters. We go to taco bell and get one thing and leave feeling completely full.

                    We go to wendys, she gets a junior burger, i get a 5 peice nugget and we split a small fry and we both leave feeling stuffed.

                    It's great because we get to eat out a lot but dont actually spend to much on food. Where most couples leave with a 20 dollar check we walk out the door for under 10 bucks a lot of the time.

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                      #11
                      I had a 1500 calorie pot pie for breakfast this morning.

                      Auuuyeahh...

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                        #12
                        I can't afford to eat enough to be fat

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Camus
                          I can't afford to eat enough to be fat
                          I was like this for a while until I started growing my own cows to slaughter.

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                            #14
                            i'm too lazy to be fat - the kitchen is on the other side of the house so getting food is a lot of work.

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                              #15
                              nuggets are one of the worst things ever. Utterly disgusting.
                              Straight punches make you go blind. More damage is done to a criminals nervous system when they are struck. Strikes that make you stronger. All this and more systema douchebaggery:

                              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eak-m2iwI7Q

                              NEW BONUS REEL, feat RobG at it again! lol:
                              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJDnMDJVWmQ

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