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    Phecking LARPers.....

    LARPing Mudda Phuckers!

    Why is it that everyone on MAP gets attacked by a knife wielding, six foot, two hundred pound plus attacker?!?

    Also, why is it that these stories always seem to involve the epitome of Budo (ie. I walked away and they left, no one was killed) or some sort of Sonny Cheeba scene (ie. I crippled twelve of them and then fucked his girlfriend, but only to teach him a lesson!)?

    LOL.

    TKD

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    #2
    Originally posted by TKD Black Belt
    Also, why is it that these stories always seem to involve the epitome of Budo (ie. I walked away and they left, no one was killed) or some sort of Sonny Cheeba scene (ie. I crippled twelve of them and then fucked his girlfriend, but only to teach him a lesson!)?
    I read the first three... the thread seems to be a self-congratulatory mass-hand-job thread.
    I'm hoping there's one that starts "This one time, at band camp..."
    Or at least "The attacker's biggest mistake was letting me put on my tabi..."
    Where there is only a choice between cowardice and violence, I would advise violence.

    Gandhi

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      #3
      Originally posted by TKD Black Belt
      LARPing Mudda Phuckers!

      Why is it that everyone on MAP gets attacked by a knife wielding, six foot, two hundred pound plus attacker?!?

      Also, why is it that these stories always seem to involve the epitome of Budo (ie. I walked away and they left, no one was killed) or some sort of Sonny Cheeba scene (ie. I crippled twelve of them and then fucked his girlfriend, but only to teach him a lesson!)?

      LOL.

      TKD
      To be fair, most of them aren't the heroic kung-fu clashes you seem to be describing. No-one used a butterfly kick to dispatch a gang of attackers or deflected axes with their chi. What would satisfy you that these stories were true? (none of them are me, by the way, I'm just being a bit more charitable and giving the benefit of doubt)

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        #4
        Originally posted by Elky
        What would satisfy you that these stories were true?
        I only read the first few, but if there is one in there where it described how he tried his deadly MA skills and had his ass handed to him. That guy I would believe.

        Other then that it reads like e-letters to mom from camp. Some truth, but mostly made up.
        "Sifu, I"m niether - I'm a fire dragon so don't fuck with me!"

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          #5
          Originally posted by Askari
          I only read the first few, but if there is one in there where it described how he tried his deadly MA skills and had his ass handed to him. That guy I would believe.

          Other then that it reads like e-letters to mom from camp. Some truth, but mostly made up.
          Well... the first guy got his ass kicked. And there's gonna be a "file drawer effect" - people only admitting to the successful stories.

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            #6
            Originally posted by TKD Black Belt
            LARPing Mudda Phuckers!

            Why is it that everyone on MAP gets attacked by a knife wielding, six foot, two hundred pound plus attacker?!?

            Also, why is it that these stories always seem to involve the epitome of Budo (ie. I walked away and they left, no one was killed) or some sort of Sonny Cheeba scene (ie. I crippled twelve of them and then fucked his girlfriend, but only to teach him a lesson!)?

            LOL.

            TKD

            Well, this one time I got attacked by another 600 ninjas. However, instead of confronting their very point ninja-to I invoked the spirit of Bruce Lee. I turn my body into water. Then out of no where the Inverse Ninja Law was spawned I chain punched through all of them.

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              #7
              Originally posted by pl4zM4
              Well, this one time I got attacked by another 600 ninjas. However, instead of confronting their very point ninja-to I invoked the spirit of Bruce Lee. I turn my body into water. Then out of no where the Inverse Ninja Law was spawned I chain punched through all of them.
              That link is so fucking awesome. I love it.
              Knowing is not enough, you must apply...
              ...Willing is not enough you must do
              ~Bruce Lee

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                #8
                Great link.
                Monkey Ninjas! Attack!

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                  #9
                  Didn't know the Wiki would have something like this, then again I should expect it from a liberal site.
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by pl4zM4
                    Well, this one time I got attacked by another 600 ninjas. However, instead of confronting their very point ninja-to I invoked the spirit of Bruce Lee. I turn my body into water. Then out of no where the Inverse Ninja Law was spawned I chain punched through all of them.
                    That was some of the most unbelievable shit I've read in a long time...the sad part is that being a fan of anime, I've seen it so many times. What's worse then that; you seem to be spot on by the fact that so who practice the MA actually claim to have done or be able to do this garbage.

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by PizDoff
                      Didn't know the Wiki would have something like this, then again I should expect it from a liberal site.
                      Wait a minute, wikipedia is a liberal site? WTF?

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by TKD Black Belt
                        LARPing Mudda Phuckers!

                        Why is it that everyone on MAP gets attacked by a knife wielding, six foot, two hundred pound plus attacker?!?

                        Also, why is it that these stories always seem to involve the epitome of Budo (ie. I walked away and they left, no one was killed) or some sort of Sonny Cheeba scene (ie. I crippled twelve of them and then fucked his girlfriend, but only to teach him a lesson!)?

                        LOL.

                        TKD
                        Well, TKD. I'd guess that the only thing these guys ever beat down were
                        their own boners during a Bruce Lee movie marathon.
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by datdamnmachine
                          That was some of the most unbelievable shit I've read in a long time...the sad part is that being a fan of anime, I've seen it so many times. What's worse then that; you seem to be spot on by the fact that so who practice the MA actually claim to have done or be able to do this garbage.
                          Did you miss the last 30 years of martial arts movies? :XXknight:
                          "Sifu, I"m niether - I'm a fire dragon so don't fuck with me!"

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by pl4zM4
                            Well, this one time I got attacked by another 600 ninjas.
                            Only 600 ? They must have been from Ashida Kim's shitty stable.

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Rock Ape

                              Dude, is that a chick? The eyebrows looked shaped.
                              You know there's special dispensation for hot chicks who dress up as ninjas don't you?
                              Where there is only a choice between cowardice and violence, I would advise violence.

                              Gandhi

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