Thread Number 50,000

[Torec_Scrail]

Ashida Kim and George Dillman run the Martial Arts scene in the world and anyone that tries to rise above them and rebel have a squad of ninjas that no touch kill their ass's. The Gracies are just a bunch of janitors in Ashida and Dillman's HQ.









In thread 50,000 of course.

[Backdraft]

In thread #50000, ar549 makes sense! Hannibal grows a brain and attends a throwdown!
Ashida Kim and Coda Scott drown in Kool-Aid, and ICY posts the damn video!

[Cassius]

nf;dr

[Permalost]

In thread 50000 people make jokes about how much Chuck Norris sucks at roundhouse kicks.

[DAYoung]

In thread 50,000 I [stop that...Ed.].

[TKD Black Belt]

Apparently some folks don't watch Conan...

In thread #50,000 , Ashida Kim takes out Coda Scott with a RNC in the 3rd round.

After BTT and Rickson make up and have a tag team match with Dillman and Wesley Snipes......

In thread #50,000

TKD

[DAYoung]

In thread #50,000, I make www.newamericancentury.org my homepage.

[DerAuslander]

...Der Auslander flies through the air kicking people and attracting so many asian women it offsets the barycenter of the Earth....

Never happen...

Never...

[MaverickZ]

Good to see you made it home in one peice.

[DerAuslander]

DerAuslander not only stops doing TKD, but also admits he has "white fever".

The last three girls I've tossed it up in are black.

[DerAuslander]

Good to see you made it home in one peice.

Long story...

[chillaplata]

In post 50,000:

Japanese grandmasters will admit that they learned all their sword techniques for ancient Korean warriors of the Silla Dynasty.

In the same vein, many of the Korean Grandmasters admit that they learned the majority of their techniques from a guy who learned Daito-ryu.

Paul Vunak will keep the same guy as VP of PFS for more than a year.

In post 50,000:

MMA fighters will no longer fight, opting to compete on Tekken 3.
Tito and Jenna get married.

JKD Nucleus guys will stop holding pictures of Bruce in one hand and
choking the snake with the other long enough to free spar.

In post 50,000 Canada will take over the USA. The Canadian Crippler, Chris
Benoit will become Prime Minister of Canadamerica.

Ashida Kim will get laid in a place OTHER than a morgue.

Steven Segall will lose 35 pounds and compete in PRIDE...and kick major ASS!!

You know, for some JKD Nucleus types choking the chicken is a kind of kata for training the one-inch punch. :toothy2: :XXjester: :lol:

(For any JKD Nucular people on the board, j/k. I am a JKD Concepts boy -- long live Guro Dan -- but I think what matters is how people actually train rather than what they call themselves.)

[Mr. Jones]

In thread #50,000

Mega-jesus-san admits he's gay and is not 16.

Mr. Jones uploads a crapload of videos of his Tomiki school sparring. But everyone just says it's Judo.

Ninja boy enters NAGA and rubs it into Aesopian and Shumagorath's faces that he did well

Derauslander and Maverick make a name for themselves as the real life double dragon

Kikkoman is actually able to troll somebody

Omega admits that he can't fight. BJJ and boxing just suck.

Annatrocity admits Karate doesn't suck

Everyone realizes Doctor X is funny.

Sirc's starts taking medication and stops posting emo bullshit on the internet

Kidspatula learns how to cook properly.

Lord Asia admits all his prowess comes from Judo.

DCS can't stop talking about Judo

The Villain admits Berserk is just as good as Hellsing

Dayoung becomes a tai chi master and is now only a philosopher of chi

Canuckyokushin conquerors Muay Thai and becomes known as the "Lion of Kyokushin"

[DerAuslander]

Derauslander and Maverick make a name for themselves as the real life double dragon

I'm Mark Dacascos.

Mav is Scott Wolf.

[DAYoung]

http://www.dacascos.com/

See how long it takes you to start punching the wall.