Thread Number 50,000

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In thread 50000 people will read my "CMA, FMA, sub grappling" style field and say "submission grappling? That's a retarded choice".

In thread 50000 Pax Bellacum will collectively challenge Bullshido to an Internet challenge match of epic proportions. Everybody will show up except for Cracky Mcslughoot who had an injured knee. Phrost will find that he can moderate in real time and begins banning enemies in Superman 2 esque space prisons as Der Auslander flies through the air kicking people and attracting so many asian women it offsets the barycenter of the Earth. Dr. X will use verbal attacks so hurtful they turn fat, balding heads inside out. Finding no female opponents, Kidspatula and Annatrocity begin kicking legs of middle aged men, sending shockwaves rippling through their bedsores. Shuma-Gorath will armbar several people at once using his now de-emphasized BJJ and tentacles. Aesopian will hold down Phil and tell him to try for an eye gouge. Kungfoolss will stand and laugh at the fighting styles of both the winners and losers. It will be videotaped and edited so that "love is a battlefield" is played in the background. In the end Angry Spastic will arrive and kill everybody.

[meggaman7]

In thread #50,000, MMA, BJJ, Muay Thai, and Boxing is learned STRICTLY through katas and point sparring. Yes, even BJJ.

[Sophist]

LOLZORS WAT U GUYZ DOING IN THREAD 50000? I KANT UNDERTSAND ANYTHING U SAY DUDEZ!!!! O YEAH AND NINJAS KICK ASS U ALL SUC!!!

[Lights Out]

In thread 50,000...

Phrost pays you to become a supporting member.

Sirc challenges Omega... and wins! (using only TKD jumping kicks)

Asia admits that he doesn't know jack about MA and he was trolling all this time.

JKDChick admits she's actually Hannibal's gimmick account.

Equipoise (AKA AkiraMusashi) is baofuhaibo's gimmick account.

The Villain is a white skinny nerd.

Strangler not only gets unbanned, but becomes a mod.

DerAuslander not only stops doing TKD, but also admits he has "white fever".

Boyd and Doctor X move to Spain so they can marry.

Thaiboxerken turns christian.

Phrost becomes a commie and ask for more government regulation and more funds for a public health system.

KidSpatula de-lesbianizes herself and marries me.

DAYoung's sig reads "LOL, phylosophy is teh sUcKs00rZ OMG!!!!11".

Posting in l33t becomes a Bullshido mandatory.

Aesopian stops doing BJJ and starts his training to become a _ing _un instructor under some Leung Tin student.

pl4zm4 and shuma tongue-kiss each other... and post vid, everybody approves.

Djimbe now moderates the physical training diet and health forum.

PizDoff gains 1 lb of lean muscle, breaking the 100lb barrier.

Lineage wars stop as suddenly irrefutable documents appear and all parts come to an agreement.

American Ke?po instructors cut their mullets.

Phrost marries Kickchick, BS gets merged with MAP.

_hil _lmore becomes a BJJ blackbelt.

_ing _un has one spelling, and one only.

In thread 50,000 it's hard to become a TKD blackbelt.

KhroneliusPraxx is single, no kids.

Cracky/ICY defeats Sirc after Sirc's victory against Omega... with both knees injuried. Also, there is video of it, nice quality, and it gets posted.

Annatrocity stops being a fighter to purse a modelling career.

Anthony becomes a supporter of the gun-banning plattaform.

Feedback keeps asking for pics of hottie asian women.

Samuel Browning becomes public attorney.

All styles are equally efective.

Mega Jesus-san dates someone.

Alex/Ikken uses a pic of himself as avatar... with a shirt on.

DCS stops doing Aikido.

I get a well-paid job.

Everybody goes to a throwdown.

...and so the world goes round and round...

...in thread 50,000.

[meggaman7]

In thread 50,000, Street Fighter 2 becomes known as the most realistic fighting simulation ever created.

[GRAB MY WRIST]

In thread 50,000...

Phrost pays you to become a supporting member.

Sirc challenges Omega... and wins! (using only TKD jumping kicks)

Asia admits that he doesn't know jack about MA and he was trolling all this time.

JKDChick admits she's actually Hannibal's gimmick account.

Equipoise (AKA AkiraMusashi) is baofuhaibo's gimmick account.

The Villain is a white skinny nerd.

Strangler not only gets unbanned, but becomes a mod.

DerAuslander not only stops doing TKD, but also admits he has "white fever".

Boyd and Doctor X move to Spain so they can marry.

Thaiboxerken turns christian.

Phrost becomes a commie and ask for more government regulation and more funds for a public health system.

KidSpatula de-lesbianizes herself and marries me.

DAYoung's sig reads "LOL, phylosophy is teh sUcKs00rZ OMG!!!!11".

Posting in l33t becomes a Bullshido mandatory.

Aesopian stops doing BJJ and starts his training to become a _ing _un instructor under some Leung Tin student.

pl4zm4 and shuma tongue-kiss each other... and post vid, everybody approves.

Djimbe now moderates the physical training diet and health forum.

PizDoff gains 1 lb of lean muscle, breaking the 100lb barrier.

Lineage wars stop as suddenly irrefutable documents appear and all parts come to an agreement.

American Ke?po instructors cut their mullets.

Phrost marries Kickchick, BS gets merged with MAP.

_hil _lmore becomes a BJJ blackbelt.

_ing _un has one spelling, and one only.

In thread 50,000 it's hard to become a TKD blackbelt.

KhroneliusPraxx is single, no kids.

Cracky/ICY defeats Sirc after Sirc's victory against Omega... with both knees injuried. Also, there is video of it, nice quality, and it gets posted.

Annatrocity stops being a fighter to purse a modelling career.

Anthony becomes a supporter of the gun-banning plattaform.

Feedback keeps asking for pics of hottie asian women.

Samuel Browning becomes public attorney.

All styles are equally efective.

Mega Jesus-san dates someone.

Alex/Ikken uses a pic of himself as avatar... with a shirt on.

DCS stops doing Aikido.

I get a well-paid job.

Everybody goes to a throwdown.

...and so the world goes round and round...

...in thread 50,000.

Best Post Evar in the Best thread Evar.... GMW approves! :XXhippylo

And Hippy tree hugging Aikido-ka will kick Judo-ka's ass on a regular basis...

GMW

[Iscariot]

In thread 50,000 Bullshido becomes a NATO funded organisation and all previous supporting members are paid salaries for pursuing Bullshit Partial Artists, but will get paid even if they just sit around and post all day.

In thread 50,000 duelling, NHB matches and Dojo Storming are not only legal, but encouraged to improve the gene pool.

In thread 50,000 Chi Masters discover that their art was founded a long time ago in a Galaxy far, far away.

In thread 50,000 the Telepath gene becomes active in Iscariot. This is proven by Randi himself and is admissable in court. Iscariot moves round the world ridiculing fraudsters winning the hearts and minds of all true martial artists and pretty girls.

In thread 50,000 Phrost announces his return to heaven.

In thread 50,000, after ingesting a great deal of psychotropics, the Prophet ICY predicts Phrost's return in time for the Final Battle at Pax Bacullum and to start thread 100,000.

In thread 50,000 my signature appears.

[DAYoung]

I wouldn't normally say this, but...

Lights Out's post deserves a free supporting membership, courtesy of Phrost on the 50,000th thread.

All those in favour, say 'aye'.

[Iscariot]

I wouldn't normally say this, but...

Lights Out's post deserves a free supporting membership, courtesy of Phrost on the 50,000th thread.

All those in favour, say 'aye'.

In thread 50,000 Iscariot says "aye".

[Sokaku]

IN THREAD # 50.000 I do not have to read shitty quotes like this one :

Wing chun is not meant for sports competitions, its based on real combat. And BJJ is not meant for the streets cause thats where downward elbows are allowed.

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[sochin101]

Dudes... are we sure this is really thread 50k?
Maybe, only maybe, Phrost is gathering the most unrealistic, fantastic and downright dumb ideas imaginable.

Why you ask?

He's buying MAP and is de-sensitising himself for the sort of stuff he's going to have to wade through.

[Iscariot]

Dudes... are we sure this is really thread 50k?
Maybe, only maybe, Phrost is gathering the most unrealistic, fantastic and downright dumb ideas imaginable.

Why you ask?

He's buying MAP and is de-sensitising himself for the sort of stuff he's going to have to wade through.

In thread 50,000 this is a distinct possibility.

[DCS]

I wouldn't normally say this, but...

Lights Out's post deserves a free supporting membership, courtesy of Phrost on the 50,000th thread.

All those in favour, say 'aye'.

In thread 50,000 DCS says "aye".

[Red Sauce]

In Thread 50, 000:
Chuck Norris invents and demonstrates what is to be the technique of the decade:
Double Roundhouse from Guard.

[Iscariot]

In thread 50,000 Red Sauce fails.

In thread 50,000 Chuck Norris invents and demonstrates double roundhouse kicks from being mounted, teh true and r3al 4nt1-g4pp1e!