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In thread 50,000, Bujinkaners will write posts about the positive learning curve of lunge punches and proffesional MMA fighters will click wildly to increase their varrots...
In thread 50,000 Kung-Fu masters will rediscover how to do "flying" techniques with their chi, and the world of UFC will change forever from an octagon into a three-dimensional cage with an enclosed top, and fights will occur primarily in the space in the center of the ring, twenty feet up.
In thread 50,000, Bas Rutten will be diagnosed with fatal cancer but will be put into a robot body, thirty feet tall, and will go on to rule the heavyweight division of Pride with his trademark kicks and also laser beams.
In thread 50,000 Ashida Kim will defeat ten armed attackers in a street fight in front of a running video camera. Masaaki Hatsumi will go on to defeat twelve under similar circumstances. They will team up and battle Robo-Bas (draw).
In thread #50,000 KFDW will finally show up to one of his e-challenge matches. He will then proceed to beat an unspecified MMA fighter senseless using only mad monkey kung-fu.
Last edited by jnp; 1/12/2007 7:17am, .
Reason: spelling
In thread 50000, standing wrist locks become the highest percentage submission in the ring. Fedor enters the ring in t3h magic pants. UFC announces that their matches will no longer have any rules. Chunners and ninjers send MMAsist out in bodybags from crushed throats. Boxers and wrestlers argue on forums that they didn't have the real MMA. BJJers argue that the armbar is just for teaching principles and concepts and shouldn't be taken out of context. Kickboxers secretly train in kungfu and post videos on youtube of them in bow-stances. "See?" They'd say "Kickboxing always had the bow stance."
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