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    "How to Win a Street Fight"

    This was on my google homepage.

    Have fun!

    #2
    "Accept your apology, and maybe even apologize back. If this happens, all is well. Is it THAT hard to apologize to some jerk (even if you don't mean it) to avoid a fight? "
    Oh no!I've seen fights actually start because the other believed he got the upper hand when the person he was confronting was appologizing.

    "If he continues to threaten:
    Repeat the apology. Look sincere, but not weak!
    If he continues to threaten and close the distance on you, say that you do not want any trouble. Be firm verbally. Use terms like "back off" or "keep away". Get louder as he gets closer"
    At this point I would have landed the first punch.
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      #3
      Man, that was awful. And that damn "How to chose a martial art" thing on related articles was'nt much better, either.

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        #4
        Overall, bad, but there's some good points in there. Mostly about running away.

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          #5
          "Slam your outstretched open hand into his face. This will more than likely stop any punches he may be throwing."

          WTF!? Even chainpunches are more efficiant than this.

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            #6
            How to win a streetfight....

            Hmmmm. Sounds to me like "befriend the Chicago Bears" would be step one, what do you all think?
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              #7
              Umm..right.

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                #8
                i don't know if anyone realised but that site iss similar to wikipedia.In that everyone can contribute,edit or change articles.

                I perused around and found that the contributers to the article have limited if not sporadic experience MA experience.Would anyone care to send them an e-mail or should I?

                http://www.wikihow.com/User:Sasuke-Sarutobi

                Taijutsu????That says a lot.
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by The Krumpus
                  Would anyone care to send them an e-mail or should I?
                  I just got through debating with a doorknob in another thread...so I'm worn out...

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                    #10
                    NO NO

                    If you want to avoid a fight and the other guy won't back down

                    Start acting like you are going to throwup

                    No one wants to get puked on.

                    No one!

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                      #11
                      Throwing up? BAH!!! That's weak.

                      The best way to win a street fight is to poop right there. Then, you grab poo with your hands and fling it at your opponent, while going "oooooh ooohhh ohhhh" like a crazy monkey. See? I have the r34l crazy monkey!!!! :viking:
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                        #12
                        "t can be easy to remember that many of weak spots are down the 'center-line' of the body (i.e. down an imaginary line drawn from forehead to groin)."

                        Looks like a chunner got in on the action.

                        If it can be edited by anyone, it's pretty worthless. Any martial theorist can share their 'knowledge', which is kind of like having a lovely bouillebaise with some shit in it. Such articles should be written by experts, not LARPers.

                        "To avoid being choked altogether, when you see that you are in danger of it, tuck your chin into your chest. That way, you cannot be choked."

                        Awesome. I wonder if he'd share his knowledge with pro-fighters?

                        "If you are attacked by multiple enemies, taking out just one can scare the others off."

                        Awesome. If Bruce Lee can do it on film, it must work in real life.
                        Last edited by Matsufubu; 1/11/2007 6:45pm, .
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Bladesinger
                          Overall, bad, but there's some good points in there. Mostly about running away.
                          Hehehehe, I thought y'all would get a kick out of it. They also have a step by step about how to twart an abduction too. :5exclaim:
                          Last edited by ekgheiy; 1/12/2007 6:08am, . Reason: Typo

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by The Krumpus
                            Would anyone care to send them an e-mail or should I?
                            Better you than me. :icon_wink I must say, I'm much interested in reading that email. :icon_mrgr

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Matsufubu
                              "To avoid being choked altogether, when you see that you are in danger of it, tuck your chin into your chest. That way, you cannot be choked."

                              Awesome. I wonder if he'd share his knowledge with pro-fighters?
                              That's a completely non-deniable LOLocaust!

                              I vote we leave this thing up to improve the gene pool, it can be metaphorical chlorine.
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