"So what is BJJ?"

[faith_departed]

Me and a couple of friends are at our NYE party, talking about a few moves from different styles, effectiveness and whatnot, and BJJ keeps cropping up. Another friend with pretty much no MA knowledge suddenly pipes up with:

So what is Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu? Is it like Jiu-Jitsu with less pubic hair?

Best quote of 2006 IMO.

[leere_form]

are brazilians less hairy than the japanese?

[Liffguard]

are brazilians less hairy than the japanese?

A brazilian is a wax job in which all the pubic hair is removed.

[MaverickZ]

I make it a rule to avoid talking about martial arts in social situations. It only leads to awkwardness.

[MaverickZ]

A brazilian is a wax job in which all the pubic hair is removed.

EEEHHH!! Wrong! A brazilian is what comes after trillion.

[porch]

are brazilians less hairy than the japanese?

Get some metro.

Brazilians wax their junk. Japanese just scramble their pixels.

[leere_form]

A brazilian is a wax job in which all the pubic hair is removed.

sounds ... painful. thanks for enlightening me though.

[Eldarbong]

I make it a rule to avoid talking about martial arts in social situations. It only leads to awkwardness.

Probably a good idea.
Whoever asked that stupid question must have been joking. Not that it would surprise me that someone would be dumb enough to ask a silly question like that, it just sounds like he would be some drunk moron baiting you.

[mudo]

Actually that is the same thing a couple people said to me when it was brought up in a recent get-together. It's probably a standard joke :)

[eviechu]

EEEHHH!! Wrong! A brazilian is what comes after trillion.

I was going to post the Pres. Bush joke here, but I will just say the key line. HOW MANY IS A BRAZILIAN?

[RunningDog]

A brazilian is a wax job in which all the pubic hair is removed.

Incorrect! A thin line is normally left above the old punani.

As in:

NSFW

[sochin101]

Incorrect! A thin line is normally left above the old punani.

Dude, is that like a style book or something?
Which page is "German Javelin Thrower - 1968 Olympics" on?
It's also known as "full beard with mutton-chops" if that helps.

[faith_departed]

Probably a good idea.
Whoever asked that stupid question must have been joking.

Have no fear, it was indeed a joke.

[RunningDog]

Dude, is that like a style book or something?
Which page is "German Javelin Thrower - 1968 Olympics" on?
It's also known as "full beard with mutton-chops" if that helps.

Dude.
Find it, and post it. (marked 'not safe for viewing - ever')

[sochin101]

Dude.
Find it, and post it. (marked 'not safe for viewing - ever')

Ok, how do I shrink 300 really big images to make them small enough to post?:laughing6