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    EDU: How to raise a Mr. Jones-like nutrider/worshipper

    Step One: Find a really desperate woman.

    Step Two: Get married and have kids.

    Step Three:

    #2
    I was in the mall yesterday and it struck me how many ugly people have kids. Shortly after this bit of politically incorrect neurosynaptic surge I was struck by another couple thoughts. Shouldn't we try and keep ugly people and stupid people from marrying each other? Realistically anyone can lose weight but when you're ugly and or stupid life has pretty much dealt you a hand short a card.

    Oh well, who am I to say?

    TKD

    THIS IS NOT AN EXIT


    "Ladies and gentlemen, the pilot has instructed everyone to sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up." Henry Rollins

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      #3
      Hey I'm ugly, stop trying to foil me!

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        #4
        Look, I can't keep the population up all by myself, you have to let stupid ugly people breed. Where will my minions come from otherwise?
        Monkey Ninjas! Attack!

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          #5
          Originally posted by Sirc
          Step One: Find a really desperate woman.

          Step Two: Get married and have kids.

          Step Three:
          Apparently I have a crush on your Sirc.

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            #6
            Originally posted by TKD Black Belt
            I was in the mall yesterday and it struck me how many ugly people have kids. Shortly after this bit of politically incorrect neurosynaptic surge I was struck by another couple thoughts. Shouldn't we try and keep ugly people and stupid people from marrying each other? Realistically anyone can lose weight but when you're ugly and or stupid life has pretty much dealt you a hand short a card.

            Oh well, who am I to say?

            TKD
            If there wa no ugly people than how would anyone know how good looking I am.

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              #7
              Originally posted by sempaiman
              If there wa no ugly people than how would anyone know how good looking I am.
              Everyone will move down a grade. Unfortunately, you will be the new ugly.
              I'm picturing you drooling onto the keyboard as you type, one eye rotating independent of the other as your hands mash the keys. - Sophist

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                #8
                Muah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha...... (and some other assorted Evil noises!)

                I have derailed your thread Sirc! The power is mine to wield.

                Obviously my skills in the ancient art of Tea-Kwon-Don't far exceed yours!

                Bow to my superior posting skills!

                * more evil laughter *

                TKD

                Ps - Sem, just cause your mom says you're good looking don't make it true!

                THIS IS NOT AN EXIT


                "Ladies and gentlemen, the pilot has instructed everyone to sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up." Henry Rollins

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                  #9
                  I finally have my own thread. Thanks Sirc.
                  カンフー

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                    #10
                    Back on track. When ever I see this pic, it makes me think of Mr. Jones and how he might have got to be the way he is. You can draw your own conclusions...

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                      #11
                      What the hell do I nutride/worship?
                      カンフー

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                        #12
                        You stay out of this you!

                        TKD

                        THIS IS NOT AN EXIT


                        "Ladies and gentlemen, the pilot has instructed everyone to sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up." Henry Rollins

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Mr. Jones
                          What the hell do I nutride/worship?
                          Stupidity.

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                            #14
                            I have the right to post inane and stupid bullshit on the internet just like everybody else.
                            カンフー

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Mr. Jones
                              I have the right to post inane and stupid bullshit on the internet just like everybody else.
                              This is true, and I'm not saying that is not your right.

                              I find you to be one of the posters that I have to read what you wrote.

                              You just wear the "inane and stupid bullshit" like a badge of honor. I salute you.

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