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    the biggest lier ever

    i was causally looking around on myspace and i ran into this not the number and names fo the martial arts he calims to have studied, also note that later he tells women that he knows only honesty There are over one hundred and i thing half are of the "ancient and mystical" kind

    http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...endID=89983576

    #2
    that guy is in like nine different places at once

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      #3
      Originally posted by that guy
      I am an intellectual.
      Who is personality plus.
      Who can spell correctly.
      Who love animals and children.
      Who have never been arrested.
      I am tattoos and piercings free.
      Who knows nothing but honesty.
      I will give you my undivided attention.
      I will hold you while we watch the sunset.
      My hobbies include shopping and massages.
      Who is not afraid to tell my friends that I love you.
      Who does not give you mixed signals or leads you on.
      I am truthfully single and looking for my beautiful lady.
      I want to turn your bad day into one long night of fun.
      I will not pressure you to do things you do not want to.
      Who can not help but smile when you walk into the room.
      I am not a cheater, nor a player and I do not play games.
      Who love walks on the beach in the rain and pina coladas.
      Who is not always trying to act like a hard ass around you.
      Who gets butterflies in my stomach when I hear your name.
      I am not afraid of commitment and do not believe in divorce.
      I will hold you when you are crying and wipe away your tears.
      I do not let cell phones or material possessions control my life.
      I won't forget your birthday but will forget one or two candles.
      I will make you feel wanted and will listen to you and only you.
      Who kisses you on the forehead but who does not kiss and tell.
      Who is a nice mature gentleman with confidence and rich with love.
      I have an equalmindedness and an understanding heart towards all.
      Who is content to just be able to hold you and wants nothing more.
      I will show up at your work without you knowing just to surprise you.
      I am NOT a girlfriend/wife/tobacco/alcohol/drug/language/sexual abuser.
      Who does not care about your imperfections and loves you more for them.
      Who is excited all day because I am looking forward to our date that night.
      Who is perfectly content with staying in and watching movies and cuddling.
      I will call you and tell you "I love only you and wish you were here" just because.
      I will show up at your house with soup and a movie when you are not feeling well.
      Who when you say your cold, offers you my jacket and wraps my arms around you.
      I will blindfold you, take you to the beach and let you run your toes through the sand.
      Who still thinks you are beautiful with no makeup on, wearing sweats and a big T-shirt.
      I will not lie to you about where I am going or where I have been or who I have been with.
      Who is kind; polite; considerate; responsible; secure; thoughtful; romantic; and good humored.
      I will call you every morning and tell you good morning and every night to tell you sweet dreams.
      i didn't actually read all of that but it's pretty lulz.

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        #4
        btw that's my myspace you asshole >:(

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          #5
          10vbucks says he lives with his mother.

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            #6
            yes i do

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              #7
              Hold me.

              Originally posted by That Guy
              Originally Posted by that guy
              I am a metrosexual.
              Who is split personality plus.
              Who eat animals and children.
              I give tattoos and piercings free.
              I do not let cell phones or material possessions control my knife.
              Who is perfectly content with staying in and watching porn and cuddling.
              I will show up at your house with poop and a groupie when you are not feeling well.
              I will blindfold you, take you to the beach and drag your face through the sand.
              I will call you every morning and every night to check on your wherabouts.
              Hold me.

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                #8
                No surprise he's 38 and single.

                What a load of bullshit.

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                  #9
                  That guys must have spent years (38, to be precise) cutting and posting "wise" quotes to create his myspace page...
                  Originally posted by red dragon myspace master
                  I plan on living forever. So far, so good...
                  I practice safe sex and the key to safe sex is in the palm of my hand.
                  I think he should pay a visit to Bullshido.com along with some of his friends, like JKD dragon or Ninjatron, it would be an enriching experience...
                  Tonuzaba

                  CLICK & WATCH
                  :
                  I got BULLSHIDO ON TV!!!

                  "Bruce Lee sucks because I slammed my nuts with nunchucks trying to do that stupid shit back in the day. I still managed to have two kids. I forgive you Bruce.
                  " - by Vorpal

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                    #10
                    ninjatron's page an background music gave me a splitting headache

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                      #11
                      Good god guys like that scare the shit out of me.

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                        #12
                        I must be missing it, where does he claim to teach or have studied all those martial arts that are listed on his page? I didn't pick through the website with a fine tooth comb to find that particular info, I just skimmed it (looking at it gave me a headache). All those styles that are listed are just direct links to Wikpedia from what I saw, and as near as I could tell the styles listed were martial arts that he was interested in, ie. all martial arts.

                        So if someone could point out where he says that he has studied or teaches all those I would appreciate it. For the sake of my sanity I don't want to go back there and dig through it all unless I have a better idea where to look.

                        Oh, and yeah total Asiaphile who probably lives in his mom's basement.

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                          #13
                          Well, from the Casamassa clan (Red Dragon Karate, So. Cal), Chis is 42 and married with 2 kids. So it's possibly little brother, David.

                          http://www.meganslaw.ca.gov/cgi/pros...=&lang=ENGLISH

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Ronin.74
                            I must be missing it, where does he claim to teach or have studied all those martial arts that are listed on his page?
                            Mentojo (the threadstarter) probably misunderstood the Dragonmaster, but I won't go back to check either.
                            He's a dork, and I just hope we won't have to read all dork's myspace pages here on Bullshido...
                            Tonuzaba

                            CLICK & WATCH
                            :
                            I got BULLSHIDO ON TV!!!

                            "Bruce Lee sucks because I slammed my nuts with nunchucks trying to do that stupid shit back in the day. I still managed to have two kids. I forgive you Bruce.
                            " - by Vorpal

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                              #15
                              Hey, MJS is that you in your avatar? Dude, you are HOT. But I have a serious thing for archers.

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