1000 Post Haiku

[Matsufubu]

One day, grasshopper, one day...

[Matsufubu]

Ah, I see the sequence. Freemason?

[sochin101]

ar549
ball juggling waste of sperm
stop posting you ponce

[Askari]

The exact cadence isnt always as important as the content.

So sick with sadness,
In dreams I watch video,
Of Cracky and Sirc.

[OnceLost]

Harmonizing dance
Compliant attackers fall
Magic Pants are cool

[Sam Browning]

Banwidth costs dough
if you have more then a thousand posts
become a supporting member

[OnceLost]

I got paid today
So, with eager fingers, I
Earn the silver tag.

[Antifa]

I have not a bank
nor plastic slivers credit
where send my twenty?

[OnceLost]

Inneptness a word?
I had to check, and it is
That said, I agree

[Neildo]

is it that time again
yet another haiku thread.
like, search function dude.

What is a Haiku?
I do not know what it means.
Could someone tell me?

sorry about that
i did not read the whole thread
it is way too long!

[Neildo]

haikus are easy
but sometimes they don't make sense
refrigerator"

I saw this somewhere
Alot of people agree
And it makes me laugh

Funny haikus fast
Easy to come up with words
Vocabulary

Also this threads rules
They promote talking haikus
Words with no meaning

But if you have read
All the posts throughout this thread
You should find something

Some are here playing
Most is just jackassery
I am guilty here

Jewels here are found
Amidst the flotsam and sand
But you will miss them

You say "blah haiku"
Ignorant and impatient
Yet you come and ku

Don't come here and judge
When you add more of the same
Your attitude lame

Many real haikus
Easy to tell them apart
If you look closely

[MacWombat]

I was drunken,
Need supporting membership
Here's twenty dollars.

[OnceLost]

Karate haiku
Such divine grace and beauty
KIAH, motherfucker!

[OnceLost]

Wing chun straight punches
Thousands connect with my foe
Who doesn't fall down.

[Backdraft]

Reverse punch KIAI
My Karate is deadly
Why are you laughing?