Stop trashing styles

[jkdbuck76]

That is funny, Virus.

I'm done for the day.

[Virus]

Q) What did the ninjer get at the strip club?

A) A LARP dance.

[jkdbuck76]

I don't get it. :kermit:

OK. Try this::

Q: How do they separate the men from the boys at Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch?
A: With a crowbar.



OK, try this:
Q: What do W_L MART and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They both have little boy's pants half off.


Q: When is it bed time at the Neverland Ranch?
A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

[Virus]

and a warrior that could really kick arse.

From the sound of it he didn't just kick it.

[Rubber Tanto]

He also fell in love with Roxana which proved to be his downfall.

Alexander fell in love with a dude. That's kinda different from just sex.

He also led great armies from the age of 18 and stood at the vanguard of almost every battle. The guy was a brilliant tactition, an excellent swordsman and a warrior that could really kick arse. Wether he sicked dicks or not really seems a pointless issue to raise.

[Hanniballistic]

Good choice!

[Iscariot]

Yeah, but you knew what it was though didn't you you sad fucker!

I blame my mis-spent youth.

I was going to write an essay on the basis and nature of fictional martial systems, then I decided I'd prefer to go the pub instead.

[Hanniballistic]

And I own a Bat'leth too!

[Hanniballistic]

People who have Klingon Aikido listed in their style field have no right attempting 'teh funny'.

Yeah, but you knew what it was though didn't you you sad fucker!

[shinbushi]

Alexander fell in love with a dude. That's kinda different from just sex.

He also fell in love with Roxana which proved to be his downfall.

[jkdbuck76]

Man we have some nice looking ladies in our dojo...I would have no problem agreeing to this...but then again my wife holds a blackbelt in wife-jutsu...could be a problem

That's right. The wife can cut off your snarglies and hand 'em to ya' in a motion that is invisible to the Western eye.

[Iscariot]

People who have Klingon Aikido listed in their style field have no right attempting 'teh funny'.

[Hanniballistic]

What she doesn't know, can't hurt you.

I disagree with this maxim. My wife doesn't know how to perform a kneebar...and they fuckin' hurt me!

[Virus]

TKD: What's with all this bullshit about 40 million year old TKD linege. Any fucking idiot can see that TKD is just krotty with 40% more kicks. They lie through thier fucking teeth to get the chumps in start raking in the cash. As for the "self-defence" part of TKD, it sucks. "hey stand still while I put your arm/wrist into a lock then please fall down. You have to go with it becuase it's t3h d34dlt." Hmm, I've heard that before from...pretty much every failed, deadweight style in existance. Now TKD does actually have sparring, but its point sparring. Now which MMA fighters are using TKD as thier striking base? Oh, that's right. None of them. Sure some have a "background" in TKD ie they got sucked into a bullshit style before they realised that 90% of martial arts out there are a joke. Yeah but for everyone in MMA with a "background" in TKD you'll also find in the FOREGROUND boxing and muay thai. You should see how badly these assriding kids cream thier jeans when they see the odd spinning kick or axe kick in MMA, it's the odd one, getting away with some stupid shit is bound to happen at least a few times. Clean up your cum stain stop posting on youtube about how "real" TKD can stop a grappler with kicks before he gets in. It's 2007 now people get with it.

[HonkyTonkMan]

Please give me more styles to trash.

ooh ooh ooh ooh...

Do TKD again please!!!!