Be Kind To The Virgin Member!!!!

[Rock Ape]

And, while we're on the subject:

Hey, I have an idea...I'll be a representative for judaism, the world's oldest truly monothestic religious belief system

..No can do fella The Korean nation beat you to it

who doesn't bother to verify facts before spouting them.

She's Korean then ?

You've seen the LARPing video right?

Obviously referring to the entire Korean martial arts.. all of them.

So they enroll in <Korean Martial arts>

Fixed that for you...

.. and start "Hiya"ing, Kicking, and Punching their way into some alternate reality;

Yup that's the crazy Koreans for you.

[TKD Black Belt]

Dave I'm thinking I'm starting to see a point in your latest additions to the board.

TKD

[Iscariot]

I had a brilliant and well crafted response, but then my computer died and wiped it. There was lots of swearing. Anyway the points will hereby be summarised:

Africa, the beginning of all life?
No. Beginning of life = the ocean. Which Africa is not, being a landmass and all.
Unless you believe in creationism, in which case Beginning of life = The Garden of Eden. The Garden of Eden = Mesopotamia, which FYI is not Africa.

47,000 years?
I have many History Professors who will want to speak to you if you have records going this far back.
For everyone's information, the earliest African stone carvings date to circa 8000 BC. 47,000 years ago Homo Neanderthalensis still walked the earth.......

Too deadly?
Too deadly is a cover used to describe substandard training or ability. In your case I suspect both.

The young?
I find it both ignorant and condescending when all problems are blamed on 'the youth today'.

Obedience?
Blind obedience leads to most of the problems you describe. See The Child Abuse in Martial Arts thread and the account where a Konigun Instructor ALLEGEDLY got a minor pregnant.


I would ask for your responses, but I don't expect you to be back.

[Tonuzaba]

..No can do fella The Korean nation beat you to it She's Korean then ?Obviously referring to the entire Korean martial arts.. all of them. Fixed that for you...Yup that's the crazy Koreans for you.

Well, Dave, I want to believe you mean this Korean shit in a Pythonesque way... But still this rather rotten kim-chi taste lingers around each time I read one of your "Korean"points and this little voice inside tells me you just try to get known for being Korean. I am sorry if it's not so...
Tonuzaba

[Iscariot]

Well, Dave, I want to believe you mean this Korean shit in a Pythonesque way... But still this rather rotten kim-chi taste lingers around each time I read one of your "Korean"points and this little voice inside tells me you just try to get known for being Korean. I am sorry if it's not so...
Tonuzaba

No, Dave's Welsh. He's just going on a rant about Korean Creationism myths at the moment. Probably had a Hapkido guy show up at his dojo and remind him that Ueshiba learnt everthing he knew from a Korean.

[HonkyTonkMan]

No, Dave's Welsh. He's just going on a rant about Korean Creationism myths at the moment. Probably had a Hapkido guy show up at his dojo and remind him that Ueshiba learnt everthing he knew from a Korean.

He didnt? Please tell me that he did learn from the Koreans because I wil have to take up Afrikan Monkey Killing Sciences or whatever.



Ahhhhhhhhhh motherland!!!!!


Dave....Korea called they want their idiot back..


TEE HEE

[MALibrarian]

Tracing from the myspace account posted in the other thread and other searches(Scroll up a tiny bit) I found another place where the OP is discussing her art (the second reply to the blog post): http://urbangrounds.com/?p=782

[Rock Ape]

No, Dave's Welsh. He's just going on a rant about Korean Creationism myths at the moment. Probably had a Hapkido guy show up at his dojo and remind him that Ueshiba learnt everthing he knew from a Korean.

LMFAO

Anyway.. Ueshiba was fucking KOREAN!

Aikido is Korean

Japan is in Korea

you're in KOREA right now !

[OnceLost]

North or south?

[Matsufubu]

Y'know, a single-celled organism told me to saw my leg off with a chainsaw. Obviously I obeyed, as the single-celled organism is from an older lineage and is therefore right.

There is no purpose to this thread other than to practice comedy.

[Rock Ape]

There is no purpose to this thread other than to practice comedy.

What part of Korea do you come from ?

[Iscariot]

There is no purpose to this thread other than to practice comedy.

Do let me know when you start that. :p

[Rock Ape]

North or south?

Where do Hyundai have their plant ?

[Matsufubu]

An Iscariot walks into a bar.

The bar fucks him in the arse, because Iscariot is gay.

Tee hee!

Dave: I come from all of Korea. The world was created by Korea, didn't you know that?

P.s. I'm really drunk. At work. How many of you can say that?

[OnceLost]

Drunk at work AND on the internet? You have me beat...

And the Hyundai plant is in Alabama, Dave - but is that north or south Korea?