...Tony Valente just threatened me on Youtube.

[alex]

lol at going down from one kick... someone needs to work on their iron shirt training

[Schattenfaust]

That Valente person has to be the worst professional fighter I've seen fight (to be fair though, there could be worse that I don't know of). He didn't even look like he had any idea what he was doing in those clips, and didn't even come close to taking advantage of his superior reach compared to his opponents in those clips. The faux-Jeet Kune Do and the Bruce Lee jumpsuit (I know it wasn't the one from Game of Death, but you guys, and girls, know what I mean) just made it worse.

[alex]

thats what she said

BOING BOING BOING

[Stick]

What an astounding tool.

[King Sleepless]

LOL VAGINAL INNUENDOS!

This thread is doubly fun because it's about Tony Valente and Vaginas. An interesting synonym if you ask me.

[TKD Black Belt]

we just fuck them and then ship them over to you guys, its purely a physical thing. no spooning.

also sheep dont have much hair on their heads, noob. we keep them shaven

LOL, I prefer my, um, sheep well, um groomed.....

TKD

[alex]

we just fuck them and then ship them over to you guys, its purely a physical thing. no spooning.

also sheep dont have much hair on their heads, noob. we keep them shaven

[Neildo]

Sorry Alex...

Spooning is considered a mild form of physical intimacy.

You iz ghey.

[TKD Black Belt]

The big spoon? Is that some sort of NZ innuendo for homogay?

I want to beat up your avatar......

LOL at Kiwis and 'big spoons' you'd think they'd be used to frizzy hair what with all the first hand experience with sheep and what not ;)



TKD

[alex]

spooning noob, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spooning

GET LEARNED

big spoon is the one behind

[King Sleepless]

The big spoon? Is that some sort of NZ innuendo for homogay?

[alex]

yeah i would never be the big spoon if the other person had an afro. frizzy hair is already pretty fuckin bad

[King Sleepless]

does take kid a little longer to get the choke than if he was fighting a total fucking moron

(only a little though)

It's only because he was trying to get his face out of that rat's nest, who knows what the hell is living in that thing. Personally, if I were in that situation, my first concern would be getting my face away from a potential environmental hazard before anything else.

[alex]

does take kid a little longer to get the choke than if he was fighting a total fucking moron

(only a little though)

[TKD Black Belt]

Nothing. I did post the Kid vs. Tony fight though. I think that's why he's so pissed off.

LOL, um what exactly did he expect to have people say about that. I haven't seen the fight in a while but isn't it:

a.) Kid's debut as a pro
b.) about 1-2 minutes longer than it should have been

TKD