You suck at Jiu Jitsu.
Really, you do. Please stop altogether doing anything that resembles the Arte Suave and go back to that Wing Chun faggot shit you did in the previous movies. Really, even Tae-kwon-Do would be an improvement from that bastardized bullshit you insisted on pulling in this most recent cinematic offering.
I was reasonably impressed with the first woman-child you bedded early in the film. I was actually reasonably upset when she turned up dead in the hammock. Your second choice of bed patterns was a bit of a let down. I mean she kind of looked like she had spray painted on her lipstick in most scenes, but alas I digress.....
You failed at the rear naked choke, sink your fucking hooks for Christ's sake!
You failed miserably when offered the (in order from what I can remember):
- Kimura
- ArmBar
- Head and Shoulder
- (your first offering of) Rear Naked Choke
All in all I was fairly impressed with this outing with the exception of your pathetic jiu Jitsu skills. I should say that Helio is most likely highly disappointed with you right now, as am I for that matter.
In closing, I would suggest staying away from the skills that are topical and stick to the ones that your stunt men know best. I mean after all what the fuck else are a bunch of wing chuners going to do other than choreograph fights? You should at the very least allow them to choreograph a neato scene with you doing sticky hands or something.
Yours, somewhat disgusted,
TKD
PS - Really, what the hell did you see in Vesper? She seemed more like an 'opportunity fuck' than anything else? As I look up to you and your womanizing ways you should attempt to set the bar a bit higher next time out.
Really, you do. Please stop altogether doing anything that resembles the Arte Suave and go back to that Wing Chun faggot shit you did in the previous movies. Really, even Tae-kwon-Do would be an improvement from that bastardized bullshit you insisted on pulling in this most recent cinematic offering.
I was reasonably impressed with the first woman-child you bedded early in the film. I was actually reasonably upset when she turned up dead in the hammock. Your second choice of bed patterns was a bit of a let down. I mean she kind of looked like she had spray painted on her lipstick in most scenes, but alas I digress.....
You failed at the rear naked choke, sink your fucking hooks for Christ's sake!
You failed miserably when offered the (in order from what I can remember):
- Kimura
- ArmBar
- Head and Shoulder
- (your first offering of) Rear Naked Choke
All in all I was fairly impressed with this outing with the exception of your pathetic jiu Jitsu skills. I should say that Helio is most likely highly disappointed with you right now, as am I for that matter.
In closing, I would suggest staying away from the skills that are topical and stick to the ones that your stunt men know best. I mean after all what the fuck else are a bunch of wing chuners going to do other than choreograph fights? You should at the very least allow them to choreograph a neato scene with you doing sticky hands or something.
Yours, somewhat disgusted,
TKD
PS - Really, what the hell did you see in Vesper? She seemed more like an 'opportunity fuck' than anything else? As I look up to you and your womanizing ways you should attempt to set the bar a bit higher next time out.
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