Diary of a Tukong Master
Diary,
Was Napoleon a 6th Dan in Combat Tukong?
No, he was just a short Italian guy with a good army.
Did Elvis diagnose a brain infection over the telephone?
No, he was too busy posing for velvet paintings. Homo.
How many prostitutes did Captain America save using his throwing stars?
Could Einstein use his ki to control other people?
Nope. After he invented electricity, he pretty much dried up.
- Jiggy Himmins
http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=28771
Diary,
Was Napoleon a 6th Dan in Combat Tukong?
No, he was just a short Italian guy with a good army.
Did Elvis diagnose a brain infection over the telephone?
No, he was too busy posing for velvet paintings. Homo.
How many prostitutes did Captain America save using his throwing stars?
Could Einstein use his ki to control other people?
Nope. After he invented electricity, he pretty much dried up.
Originally posted by tukong
- Jiggy Himmins
http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=28771
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