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    This image was captured with time lapse photography miliseconds before the child went super-sayon. All they found of the ninja could be picked up with a sponge.
    Happy Halloween!!!

    #2
    That girl is the MMA person?

    I hope that guy is just about to take his daughter Trick or Treating in that photo, but she wasn't wearing a costume so... *shakes head*

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      #3
      There is something profoundly wrong with that picture. :tongue3:
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        #4
        yeah its my little girl (shes 3)...she just got back from trick o'treating and threw off her costume. The sword is just a replica (ornamental metal) and no harming of daughters had occured; however the hurting of daddy occured. I have been teaching her some and she did shoot the single leg but gave up and punched me in the ding-ding. Just f.y.i.

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          #5
          In the ding-ding? I'm laughing so hard I'm starting to cry...
          "Reason is a choice. Wishes and whims are not facts, nor are they a means to discovering them. Reason is our only way to grasping reality -- it's our basic tool of survival. We are free to evade the effort of thinking, to reject reason, but we are not free to avoid the penalty of the abyss we refuse to see."
          - Terry Goodkind, "Faith of the Fallen"

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            #6
            Originally posted by OnceLost
            In the ding-ding? I'm laughing so hard I'm starting to cry...
            Haha I thought it was just me....I have no idea why the word "ding-ding" is so hilarious, but it is.

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              #7
              One of my co-workers actually came in to check on me because I was laughing so hard...
              "Reason is a choice. Wishes and whims are not facts, nor are they a means to discovering them. Reason is our only way to grasping reality -- it's our basic tool of survival. We are free to evade the effort of thinking, to reject reason, but we are not free to avoid the penalty of the abyss we refuse to see."
              - Terry Goodkind, "Faith of the Fallen"

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                #8
                If "ding - dong" is funny, you guys have some serious issues to resolve.

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                  #9
                  No, "ding-dong" is not very funny. "Ding-ding," on the other hand, is hilarious.
                  "Reason is a choice. Wishes and whims are not facts, nor are they a means to discovering them. Reason is our only way to grasping reality -- it's our basic tool of survival. We are free to evade the effort of thinking, to reject reason, but we are not free to avoid the penalty of the abyss we refuse to see."
                  - Terry Goodkind, "Faith of the Fallen"

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                    #10
                    I'm laughing, only because I too have felt the wrath of three year old rage. Curled me up into the fetal position in about a half second.

                    In the ding ding. Heh. Gold.
                    Originally posted by pauli
                    i was once told that "do" means wrecking people's shit for your own philosophical betterment.

                    Originally posted by melvin_peebles
                    I could be mistaking dumbness for delusion. I'll have to go dig out my DSM IV. It's great to have stumbled upon this site. The rich fauna and flora of mental dysfunction that exists in the martial arts is amazing. It's like the Galapagos.

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                      #11
                      What is it with some girls and wanting to inflict damage to our manly parts... :(
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by chaosexmachina
                        What is it with some girls and wanting to inflict damage to our manly parts... :(
                        Frueudian jealousy.
                        "Listen to Iscariot you Vicchysoise ninja-fuckers!" - kohadril
                        "Are you going to rise to godhood out of the ashes of Earth? " - frumpleswift
                        "I'll pray for you Iscariot." - Mas
                        "Iscariot, check your pulse and report back. We need to know if you are in fact, not alive." - Lu Tzu
                        "Iscariot is victorious!" - Dai Tenshi
                        "More God delusions." - DAYoung
                        "Iscariot, despite our obvious doctrinal differences, I salute your exquisite bastardry, and take back half of all the bad things I ever said about you." - Zendetta

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                          #13
                          yes sacrifice your children to the dark prince...muahaha :-s

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                            #14
                            I personally think she is in trouble because ninjas have no ding dings.

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                              #15
                              "Once, in ninja camp, I ran out of shoken shuriken throwing blades, so I thought about hot chix until I got a raging hard-on and I TOTALLY ripped off my own ding-ding and threw it at someone. It would've been freaking SWEET, but my chi got twisted and I ended up hitting a car and setting off the alarm, which was cool until the dog ran away with my meat. Then I passed out."
                              "Reason is a choice. Wishes and whims are not facts, nor are they a means to discovering them. Reason is our only way to grasping reality -- it's our basic tool of survival. We are free to evade the effort of thinking, to reject reason, but we are not free to avoid the penalty of the abyss we refuse to see."
                              - Terry Goodkind, "Faith of the Fallen"

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