[Random Violence]Had a fight with an asshole last night!!

[DDale]

Out last night with a friend who ended up in a "discussion" with a random guy (who I shall call "wanker" henceforth) outside a bar we had been playing pool at, for whatever reason it turns into a tirade of drunken abuse at which point I grab my friends arm and say "lets go dude".

Said "wanker" takes this as a signal to attack me. Starts throwing haymakers in a big way and trying to take me out, without thinking I close, pummel for underhooks and do a hip toss and end up in mount, idiot is sill trying to hit me so I get high mount and sit on him for a while. His 2 friends are standing there and watching so I'm very wary that they may get involved so I decide smashing him in the face repeadedly is probably not a great idea. So I ask them if they'll take him away if I let him up, they both respond positively to this suggestion so after a minute or so I let the fucker out from under me. Me and my friend proceed to head off for some drinks.

I'm guessing this guy does type of stuff for kicks on the weekend. He tried to get me unawares and for no good reason. Anyone else got any tales of totally unprovoked aggression from random assholes?

This morning Ive gt a slight bruise on the left temple from the first hit and a bit of a hangover but apart from that I'm feeling pretty good. I'm just glad it was me the fucker picked on an not my friend as he cant punch his way out of a paper bag. :)

[Doctor X]

GJJ wins again!!

--J.D.

[Sokaku]

No, aikido wins this time.

[Firebrand]

Good read on the potential multiple attacker scenario. Best way to fight multiple attackers is not to give them a reason to get involved. Not choking or grounding and pounding the wanker was a wise decision. Props for thinking of that one on the fly.

[Doctor X]

No, aikido wins this time.

You lie!! He had a resistant opponent! He was not in his Magic Pants!

--J.D.

[DDale]

You lie!! He had a resistant opponent! He was not in his Magic Pants!

--J.D.

To be fair what I used was closer to what I train in my MMA class than anything else the throw itself was really crap but it seemed to work. Im guessing that "asshole" isnt used to atacking people who have any skills :)

[DerAuslander]

They almost never are. I've never had anyone with any real training give me problems in my bar, aside from one wrestler (shot for a takedown on me, unfortunately, my back was to the bar, so all he did was jam me against the bar, which fucked up my back), one boxer (almost cold cocked me), and a kid who did TKD and crack (TRIED to kick me in the face). Every one else has just been a random drunk asshole.

[Nosurrender]

No, aikido wins this time.

Aikido doesn't hit and doesn't use uncivilized techniques like hip throws.

Clearly, Hung Gar wins the day.

[DerAuslander]

Aikido does hit, and has hip throws.

Wow, you really are an idiot.

[Steve]

lol.:new_popco

[Einar Fridgeirs]

I'm guessing this guy does type of stuff for kicks on the weekend. He tried to get me unawares and for no good reason. Anyone else got any tales of totally unprovoked aggression from random assholes?

[slamdunc]

Kind of similar encounter.
SIU Carbondale, Summer 1982 I'm cutting through a parking lot with a tail-gate party and I hear this jag-off say to seven or eight of his buddies "watch this". The next thing I know, I'm wearing the beer he had been drinking. I really don't like to pick on drunks, even when they have an 80 pound weight advantage, but it was time.
I waited for him to approach and since I was totally sober and pretty pissed off, I grabbed his sack with one hand and his throat with the other. I hooked his leg, dropped to a good mount and simply restrained him and in a language he understood, told him it was a bad idea to be fucking with strangers.
The first person that grabbed me, I tried a swift move that ended up badly for me. The other guy I 'touched' was a campus police officer. He and his female partner took me to their holding area and interviewed everyone. This guy's 'buddies' actually told the truth about him starting the fight, and since the cop hadn't identified himself, I got a bye.
The following Tuesday, I was given a choice to withdraw from school or be suspended. Granted I was on academic probation anyway, it seemed reasonable.
Knowing now, what I didn't know then, I should have let it go. If all or even a couple of those guys had jumped on me, it would have ended more than my academic career there.

[Nosurrender]

Aikido does hit, and has hip throws.

Wow, you really are an idiot.

Like Shotokan groundfights.

And Hung Gar won the day.

edit: I am trying to BS/joke and I don't know a damn thing about Aikido or Hung Gar except that they have supercool uniforms. (for your future quotes)

Quick thinking and congratulations though, original poster. Brains over booze.

[sasquatch989]

The football team at my school had just lost, yet again. Me and some of my MMA boys were at the deli's (our craptacular variation of a bar) and apparently me and another were sizing dudes up, but I don't remember that. i do remember talking about the UFC fights coming up and blatantly checking out girls.

So my friend goes in the bathroom where a football player tells him "You should tell your friend in the blue shirt (me for sure) to watch his fucking mouth." To which my friend replied "Go tell him yourself, tough guy." And that was it. I wish they had started some shit. I hate football players, they think they so tough and shit, but I suppose we were stealing their thunder as the real baddasses on campus. But I didn't fight anyone, so I guess this was a waste of time. In retrospect, I lost a fight for the WKA 205 lb National Title a few weeks prior on some bullshit, and now I just want to beat the shit out of someone to prove that I can whoop some ass. Fuck I'm lame.

[youtube]

once, the lights went out in the entire school. (Highschool). I remember running at a quick speed and I saw my target, a tall kid talking casually to his friend. I ran harder, and slapped the back of his head, immediately the lights turn on and he just stands there and looks at me. I turn around and say "sorry" and walk into my class.

yea, I'm fuckin' hardcore.