Out last night with a friend who ended up in a "discussion" with a random guy (who I shall call "wanker" henceforth) outside a bar we had been playing pool at, for whatever reason it turns into a tirade of drunken abuse at which point I grab my friends arm and say "lets go dude".
Said "wanker" takes this as a signal to attack me. Starts throwing haymakers in a big way and trying to take me out, without thinking I close, pummel for underhooks and do a hip toss and end up in mount, idiot is sill trying to hit me so I get high mount and sit on him for a while. His 2 friends are standing there and watching so I'm very wary that they may get involved so I decide smashing him in the face repeadedly is probably not a great idea. So I ask them if they'll take him away if I let him up, they both respond positively to this suggestion so after a minute or so I let the fucker out from under me. Me and my friend proceed to head off for some drinks.
I'm guessing this guy does type of stuff for kicks on the weekend. He tried to get me unawares and for no good reason. Anyone else got any tales of totally unprovoked aggression from random assholes?
This morning Ive gt a slight bruise on the left temple from the first hit and a bit of a hangover but apart from that I'm feeling pretty good. I'm just glad it was me the fucker picked on an not my friend as he cant punch his way out of a paper bag. :)
Said "wanker" takes this as a signal to attack me. Starts throwing haymakers in a big way and trying to take me out, without thinking I close, pummel for underhooks and do a hip toss and end up in mount, idiot is sill trying to hit me so I get high mount and sit on him for a while. His 2 friends are standing there and watching so I'm very wary that they may get involved so I decide smashing him in the face repeadedly is probably not a great idea. So I ask them if they'll take him away if I let him up, they both respond positively to this suggestion so after a minute or so I let the fucker out from under me. Me and my friend proceed to head off for some drinks.
I'm guessing this guy does type of stuff for kicks on the weekend. He tried to get me unawares and for no good reason. Anyone else got any tales of totally unprovoked aggression from random assholes?
This morning Ive gt a slight bruise on the left temple from the first hit and a bit of a hangover but apart from that I'm feeling pretty good. I'm just glad it was me the fucker picked on an not my friend as he cant punch his way out of a paper bag. :)
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