100% standup

[forearmed]

my last real fight was 100% standup. How about yours.

(edit) this is far from scientific as a question. (end edit)
:new_all_c

[Iscariot]

Why is this in Newbie Town?

[pauli]

because he's less likely to be called to the mat here!

[Joe Karate]

He's just an enthusiastic young guy - he'll learn the ropes

[Doctor X]

Last "t3h d34dly" I was involved in involved a guy trying to prevent me from entering a store in the evening after I had been on the road for 12 hours and I looked like the Creature from the Black Latrine.

I "boshikened" hard in the chest sufficiently to send him into the brick wall at behind him. I then immediately entered the store as he screamed "Assault!" and had security take him away.

Therefore, BJJ sucks.

--J.D.

[Doctor X]

It certainly did not help me in t3h d34dly str33t.

--J.D.

[Teh El Macho]

I screwed a chick standing up a few months ago. Does that count?

[Torakaka]

my last real fight was 100% standup. How about yours.

(edit) this is far from scientific as a question. (end edit)
:new_all_c

You've never been in a real fight. That is all.

[forearmed]

Why is this in Newbie Town?

Because I wanted to make an off-the-wall thread and this is the correct forum for n00bness or whatever. Is that wrong? I am sure I read the forum rules and description. I believe I'm right but if I'm wrong please present proof of it to me and I won't make excuses.

[forearmed]

You've never been in a real fight. That is all.

Are you debating the definition of a real fight or insulting me? If you are insulting me then that's your right, if you're debating the definition of a real fight, it can be a very long debate.

[black mariah]

Are you debating the definition of a real fight or insulting me?

Your idiocy makes my anus twitch in anticipation of one day taking a massive shit on your cat while you're not looking.

[Torakaka]

You are obviously a harmless dweeb, that's what I'm saying.

[Doctor X]

Welcome to NewbieTown. You're here because you're either starting a new thread to introduce yourself or you have a question you, using good judgment, think might be construed as a stupid one.

Looks at Rules of NewbieTown . . . looks at thread . . . looks back at Rules of NewbiewTown. . . .

No, there is no correspondence.

Unless one wishes to argue for "stupid."

--J.D.

[forearmed]

You are obviously a harmless dweeb, that's what I'm saying.

That could be a valid.

[forearmed]

Looks at Rules of NewbieTown . . . looks at thread . . . looks back at Rules of NewbiewTown. . . .

No, there is no correspondence.

Unless one wishes to argue for "stupid."

--J.D.

Then there is correspondence.