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    Idea for a new MA

    really is!

    Any one interested?

    #2
    Here's an idea: Kill yourself
    Knowing is not enough, you must apply...
    ...Willing is not enough you must do
    ~Bruce Lee

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      #3
      Originally posted by KempoFist
      Here's an idea: Kill yourself
      KempoFist must be Irish ;)

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        #4
        Originally posted by ThyskeFAC
        Original Irish Drunken Boxing
        This is soooo stolen from Chinese Drunken Fist Kung Fu. Everything was invented by Chinese at least 2000 yrs earlier dontcha know.

        If it wasn't invented by chinese 2000 yrs ago, either Koreans did or Japanese did. If neither did, westerners invented but asians stole it and made it better.

        OK? so gtfo.

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          #5
          c'mon,

          that's funny. Meditating at the pub one night with his head on the bar......
          Go placidly amid the noise and haste,
          and remember what peace there may be in silence.
          As far as possible, without surrender,
          be on good terms with all persons.
          Speak your truth quietly and clearly;
          and listen to others,
          even to the dull and ignorant;
          they too have their story.

          -excerpt of the poem called "Desiderata," by Max Ehrman, 1927.

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            #6
            For certain 'tis a shameful spite, and dreadful to the heart,
            For an Irishman to see a fight, and not be taking part.


            "How McPherson Held the Floor"
            You can't make people smarter. You can expose them to information, but your responsibility stops there.

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              #7
              Originally posted by ThyskeFAC
              really is!

              Any one interested?
              This sounds a lot like t3h d34dly arts Ashida Kim claimed he learned while on a ninjar training run in Ireland. He offered to sell me the DVDs.

              Dan Webre advised me against buying them.

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                #8
                :icon_lol:

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                  #9
                  http://www.geocities.com/glendoyle/bata/

                  Rince an Bhata Uisce Bheatha (pronounced rinkan watta ishka vaaha) is Gaelic for Whiskey Stick Dancing. However, Rince an Bhata Uisce Bheatha isn't a form of Irish dance, it's a Doyle Clan's style of Irish stick fighting -- the martial art most Irishmen used to settle their disputes in the 18th and 19th centuries -- so the only dancing you will be doing will be at the party after the brawl.
                  Check out the Bullshido.net Western Martial Arts Forum for all things Western, martial and arty.

                  Bartitsu: the Gentlemanly Art of Self Defence (est. 1899)

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                    #10
                    someone got a link to the monty python welsh fighting system thing?

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                      #11
                      ThyskeFAC, please walk into an Irish bar or just come over here and announce your great idea. Report back on your findings.

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by ThyskeFAC
                        really is!

                        Any one interested?
                        The fact that you think it's the Irish who have fun poked at them for sheep fucking tells me all I need to know.

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                          #13
                          Just a quick question, does anyone think that the OP would be acceptable if the subject was blacks or jews?

                          And yes I am Irish.

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Das Moose
                            The fact that you think it's the Irish who have fun poked at them for sheep fucking tells me all I need to know.
                            You don't have to be Welsh to love Lamb :toothy9:
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                              #15
                              Ah but as an Irishman who lives in Ireland (Dublin) & works in a bar... I can honestly say Irish drunken boxing exists. Then again in my experience over the last month so does :-

                              "Drunken British Boxing" - A Scottish and Englishman having a go at a large group of doormen

                              "Drunken Polish Boxing"

                              "Drunken Chinese Boxing"

                              "Brunken Brazilian Slapping"

                              All involve the complex & hard to master "Wobble" footwork pattern, the Unstoppable "Haymaker" swing, The incompehensible "Slur" vocalisation

                              BUT NOT ONE USE OF THE D3ADLY "SHEEP"

                              All of the above I can see as being equally useful against armed & armoured adversaries.

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