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    #16
    LOL more ninja DIM MAK

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      #17
      James Lew needs to whip out his 18 fingers of death and show them whos boss.

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        #18
        Oh no....here comes the death touch...

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          #19
          James Lew looks like he's had a facelift...No fighter would ever get a facelift...

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            #20
            DEAR GOD!!!!

            DIM MAK IS NOT A FUCKING JAPANESE WORD!!!!!!!


            AAAAAAAAARGGGGGH!!!!!


            I think its funny how Rickson isn't used as a sparring partner for the other guys.
            ______
            Xiao Ao Jiang Hu Zhi Dong Fang Bu Bai (Laughing Proud Warrior Invincible Asia) Dark Emperor of Baji!!!

            RIP SOLDIER

            Didn't anyone ever tell him a fat man could never be a ninja
            -Gene, GODHAND

            You can't practice Judo just to win a Judo Match! You practice so that no matter what happens, you can win using Judo!
            The key to fighting two men at once is to be much tougher than both of them.
            -Daniel Tosh

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              #21
              This so called science is so flawed I don't know where to begin.
              ______
              Xiao Ao Jiang Hu Zhi Dong Fang Bu Bai (Laughing Proud Warrior Invincible Asia) Dark Emperor of Baji!!!

              RIP SOLDIER

              Didn't anyone ever tell him a fat man could never be a ninja
              -Gene, GODHAND

              You can't practice Judo just to win a Judo Match! You practice so that no matter what happens, you can win using Judo!
              The key to fighting two men at once is to be much tougher than both of them.
              -Daniel Tosh

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                #22
                The death punch......Deadly BULLSHIT!
                ______
                Xiao Ao Jiang Hu Zhi Dong Fang Bu Bai (Laughing Proud Warrior Invincible Asia) Dark Emperor of Baji!!!

                RIP SOLDIER

                Didn't anyone ever tell him a fat man could never be a ninja
                -Gene, GODHAND

                You can't practice Judo just to win a Judo Match! You practice so that no matter what happens, you can win using Judo!
                The key to fighting two men at once is to be much tougher than both of them.
                -Daniel Tosh

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                  #23
                  Originally posted by RoninPimp
                  James Lew looks like he's had a facelift...No fighter would ever get a facelift...
                  Nah, he's learned to control the muscles in his face and is just keeping them tight. Like a six-pack for the face.

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                    #24
                    Originally posted by Bud Shi Dist
                    drunken boxing.... Oh god. "Provides better balance in a fight"

                    "Enter the ninja"

                    The ninja beats the muay thai guy in balancing on the plum flower poles

                    "The legend of the ninja's supernatural balance is fact"
                    -My money would be on the Le Parkour guys on those poles...

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                      #25
                      Well, at least the first half hour was okay.

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                        #26
                        Never strike to axilary nerve under the armpit.... Shutting down the entire body! Prime target : Vegas nerve... Striking it triggers the heart to slow, or even stop.

                        Proof?

                        Dim mak: "A single blow... One punch, one kill" Fact or myth?

                        Glen has so perfected it he doesn't dare use it on a real person.

                        Ninja: "Everything up until now I have been doing has been based upon hearsay"

                        Viscous Criteria.... 1.0 VC is aparently deadly. Ninja hammerfist to sternum developed 0.8 VC. (NOT FATAL ACCORDING TO THIS SCALE) Compressed the sternum more than 2 inches.

                        "THE DEATH PUNCH: DEADLY REAL"

                        Fucking bullshit

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                          #27
                          Fuck it now...Entourage is on...

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                            #28
                            Originally posted by TehStr33t
                            Well, at least the first half hour was okay.

                            True. Maybe the home stretch will bring the show back to somewhat normal.

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                              #29
                              But guys, that Dim Mak punch was .8 VC! I mean come on! They had wires and everything, it must be true.

                              Actually, I found the first half hour of the program to be quite interesting, as it detailed the physics/mechanics of strikes and so forth. BJJ made its appearance, and the pretty CG showed the stress placed on the joints during an armbar and crucifix.

                              ..Then the chain punching...and the ultimate warrrior (who could it be?), the ninja.

                              I really wish they kept with the physics angle, instead of switching to comparing speeds to snakes, and showing a shit load of C-rated kung fu movies.

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                                #30
                                Now we got karate breaking rednecks! j/k

                                Still things don't look good for the show
                                ______
                                Xiao Ao Jiang Hu Zhi Dong Fang Bu Bai (Laughing Proud Warrior Invincible Asia) Dark Emperor of Baji!!!

                                RIP SOLDIER

                                Didn't anyone ever tell him a fat man could never be a ninja
                                -Gene, GODHAND

                                You can't practice Judo just to win a Judo Match! You practice so that no matter what happens, you can win using Judo!
                                The key to fighting two men at once is to be much tougher than both of them.
                                -Daniel Tosh

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