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    omg I'm a bigger fraud than Ashida Kim!

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    Ranked #9 internationally at 118lbs by WIKBA http://www.womenkickboxing.com/wikba...rch%202009.htm

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      Holy shit.

      That's hilarious.
      :new_all_c

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        BWA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!

        I will pray for you. . . .

        --J.D.
        Why yes, I still have sand in my vagina! It is because I am a lying cowardly child who got buttfucked by MEANIE Doctor X! I also do not know the Latin and it makes me cry!!--Phrost

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          I only caught the last 20 minutes or so, just enough to hear the narrator have an orgasm over the katana. It's a sword. It's a nice sword. It's not a fucking magical weapon. If you know what you're doing with it, you can kill someone and look cool doing it, but this is no different than any other weapon, or even barehanded fighting. And yet they felt that somehow this sword was the single greatest invention in the history of fighting, far better than, say, the crotch cup (my vote). It's a fucking sword.

          Secondly, why did they use a non-Korean to represent TKD? Now I think I understand why you guys bitch about our style. Ok, that guy was to TKD what WWF wrestling is to BJJ. I'm not Korean either, but the guys I train under are former (and one current) members of the Korean National Team, and it's fairly obvious the difference between people who grew up in a country where that is the national sport, and people who didn't (myself included). Obviously you don't have to be Korean to do Taekwondo, any more than you have to be Brazilian to do BJJ, but I have no clue why they chose this guy as an "expert," instead of people who have literally been doing this all their lives?

          Wow, now I understand the TKD bashing. Kukkiwon needs to tell whoever produces these shows not to use the term "Taekwondo" unless they include someone of 6th Dan or above.

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            tkd guy was a world champ

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              a World Champ of what ?

              I don't know but it seem that every championship in the US is a World Championship that the rest of the world never hears about....
              Martial Arts is like sex, if you over complicate it with exotic sounding names, theories and principles, you end up fucking yourself in the ass. -Ronin69

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                World narcissism champ apparently.

                World champ wasn't the reason they had him, if it was then obata would have been demonstrating the katana and hacking up the ballistics gel. More likely it was because they figured more people would wanna watch an oiled up muscly shirtless guy make it look just like the movies.

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                  I am currently running a World Championship here in my place [His mother's basement.--Ed.]

                  I am winning. . . .

                  --J.D.
                  Why yes, I still have sand in my vagina! It is because I am a lying cowardly child who got buttfucked by MEANIE Doctor X! I also do not know the Latin and it makes me cry!!--Phrost

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                    Good but you need to have a nifty name for the championship so that it sound impressive because World Champion is just not enough today....

                    I mean we have a mister and miss universe contest so why not Krotty Universe champion ? which of course can only be fought by World Champions.
                    Martial Arts is like sex, if you over complicate it with exotic sounding names, theories and principles, you end up fucking yourself in the ass. -Ronin69

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                      Originally posted by Hyperion
                      I only caught the last 20 minutes or so, just enough to hear the narrator have an orgasm over the katana. It's a sword. It's a nice sword. It's not a fucking magical weapon. If you know what you're doing with it, you can kill someone and look cool doing it, but this is no different than any other weapon, or even barehanded fighting. And yet they felt that somehow this sword was the single greatest invention in the history of fighting, far better than, say, the crotch cup (my vote). It's a fucking sword.

                      Secondly, why did they use a non-Korean to represent TKD? Now I think I understand why you guys bitch about our style. Ok, that guy was to TKD what WWF wrestling is to BJJ. I'm not Korean either, but the guys I train under are former (and one current) members of the Korean National Team, and it's fairly obvious the difference between people who grew up in a country where that is the national sport, and people who didn't (myself included). Obviously you don't have to be Korean to do Taekwondo, any more than you have to be Brazilian to do BJJ, but I have no clue why they chose this guy as an "expert," instead of people who have literally been doing this all their lives?

                      Wow, now I understand the TKD bashing. Kukkiwon needs to tell whoever produces these shows not to use the term "Taekwondo" unless they include someone of 6th Dan or above.
                      People on this site don't respect 6th dan TKD people either. You're pretty much doomed to be mocked regardless of who repesents TKD it seems.

                      I'm sorry... that's how it is.

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                        Originally posted by Hyperion
                        I only caught the last 20 minutes or so, just enough to hear the narrator have an orgasm over the katana. It's a sword. It's a nice sword. It's not a fucking magical weapon. If you know what you're doing with it, you can kill someone and look cool doing it, but this is no different than any other weapon, or even barehanded fighting. And yet they felt that somehow this sword was the single greatest invention in the history of fighting, far better than, say, the crotch cup (my vote). It's a fucking sword.

                        Secondly, why did they use a non-Korean to represent TKD? Now I think I understand why you guys bitch about our style. Ok, that guy was to TKD what WWF wrestling is to BJJ. I'm not Korean either, but the guys I train under are former (and one current) members of the Korean National Team, and it's fairly obvious the difference between people who grew up in a country where that is the national sport, and people who didn't (myself included). Obviously you don't have to be Korean to do Taekwondo, any more than you have to be Brazilian to do BJJ, but I have no clue why they chose this guy as an "expert," instead of people who have literally been doing this all their lives?

                        Wow, now I understand the TKD bashing. Kukkiwon needs to tell whoever produces these shows not to use the term "Taekwondo" unless they include someone of 6th Dan or above.
                        The Kukkiwon and the South Korean government can be held responsible for the majority of what is wrong with Taekwondo.

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                          Originally posted by Kidspatula
                          Radford Davis is the real name of legendary ninja (and ninja porn writer) extraordinaire, Ashida Kim.

                          O.O XD and thanks for the clarification.

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                            Originally posted by TehDeadlyDimMak
                            People on this site don't respect 6th dan TKD people either. You're pretty much doomed to be mocked regardless of who repesents TKD it seems.

                            I'm sorry... that's how it is.
                            That's unfortunate because the Korean 5th Dan's and higher that I know are pretty impressive.

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                              Originally posted by Swede
                              That's unfortunate because the Korean 5th Dan's and higher that I know are pretty impressive.
                              Agreed.

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                                People on this site don't respect 6th dan TKD people either. You're pretty much doomed to be mocked regardless of who repesents TKD it seems.

                                I'm sorry... that's how it is.
                                Oh, I have no problem with that. I just want to make sure you understand what you're criticizing and that you do so in a manner that at least pretends to resemble coherent thought.

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