Yes i said it..
Why? Because its not as good as my art, its not effective, and because i just fucking said so. You spend your time training your fag techniques in a fag fashion for a fag ranking. If your training was any less effective, you'd get more results out of running around in your grandma's underwear spreading peanut butter on yourself and singing "Hooked on a Feeling".
Your techniques suck. They fall apart under resistence, and most of them couldn't be pulled off any easier than Superman's pecker. Not only do your techniques themselves suck, but the way you perform them sucks. You practice maybe two hours, two days a week, and spend the rest of the week sitting your fat ass at your desk job eating Ho-Ho's and tater chips and arguing on internet boards about art lineages and politics.
Your instructor sucks, if for nothing else, for allowing you to be such a pussy and remain a part of his school. He should be beating the cookie dough out of your ass every chance he gets, but most likely, he won't have time because he's busy in the office quite often, balancing out the school's books from the latest dues, belt test fees, Organization fees, and whatever other bullshit fees he can slap on.
Your outlook on Martial Arts sucks. You prefer to mediate, read books, and do mundane shit that you think is training, like duck walking from the computer to the refrigerator. You do these things instead of pushing yourself, and still expect to be a badass. You think that next belt rank is going to mean an automatic increase in your badness of ass, so you study for it instead of actually training.
You have the ignorance and audacity to think that if you had a friend who studied Mixed Martial Arts, you'd probably save his life by fighting off the multiple opponents with your deadly force if the two of you ever got jumped.
If someone calls your bullshit and challenges you, you immediately say such things as "I'll just bring my gun." If that's the case, you are studying MA for absolutely nothing. You're wasting your time. And why do you say such things? Two Reasons: #1...deep down you know the shit you train in doesn't work, and #2...you're scared of defeat..scared of losing face.
So you go right ahead and keep doing what you're doing. It makes me no difference. Just don't ever speak to me in a condescending way as if you think you could kick my ass, otherwise you may end up just having to prove it.
10-4, over & out.
Why? Because its not as good as my art, its not effective, and because i just fucking said so. You spend your time training your fag techniques in a fag fashion for a fag ranking. If your training was any less effective, you'd get more results out of running around in your grandma's underwear spreading peanut butter on yourself and singing "Hooked on a Feeling".
Your techniques suck. They fall apart under resistence, and most of them couldn't be pulled off any easier than Superman's pecker. Not only do your techniques themselves suck, but the way you perform them sucks. You practice maybe two hours, two days a week, and spend the rest of the week sitting your fat ass at your desk job eating Ho-Ho's and tater chips and arguing on internet boards about art lineages and politics.
Your instructor sucks, if for nothing else, for allowing you to be such a pussy and remain a part of his school. He should be beating the cookie dough out of your ass every chance he gets, but most likely, he won't have time because he's busy in the office quite often, balancing out the school's books from the latest dues, belt test fees, Organization fees, and whatever other bullshit fees he can slap on.
Your outlook on Martial Arts sucks. You prefer to mediate, read books, and do mundane shit that you think is training, like duck walking from the computer to the refrigerator. You do these things instead of pushing yourself, and still expect to be a badass. You think that next belt rank is going to mean an automatic increase in your badness of ass, so you study for it instead of actually training.
You have the ignorance and audacity to think that if you had a friend who studied Mixed Martial Arts, you'd probably save his life by fighting off the multiple opponents with your deadly force if the two of you ever got jumped.
If someone calls your bullshit and challenges you, you immediately say such things as "I'll just bring my gun." If that's the case, you are studying MA for absolutely nothing. You're wasting your time. And why do you say such things? Two Reasons: #1...deep down you know the shit you train in doesn't work, and #2...you're scared of defeat..scared of losing face.
So you go right ahead and keep doing what you're doing. It makes me no difference. Just don't ever speak to me in a condescending way as if you think you could kick my ass, otherwise you may end up just having to prove it.
10-4, over & out.
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