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    #2
    Yeah... I saw that, wayyyy back ( I believe I went into the video store for No Retreat, No Surrender, but it was out). Bad film.

    How limited is having to take a gym horse everywhere with you?

    Dude, seriously... you've awoken bad memories of shitty martial arts film gimmickry.
    I call shennanagins on you !!!
    Where there is only a choice between cowardice and violence, I would advise violence.

    Gandhi

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      #3
      Originally posted by Te(V)plar

      Please, kill it.

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        #4
        I smell a 7 day ban!

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          #5
          Doesn't the Ken Shamrock avatar negate the non-commentary pic posting?
          I'm sure I read that around here somewhere.
          Where there is only a choice between cowardice and violence, I would advise violence.

          Gandhi

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            #6
            Nope.

            And it's a horrible pic of the poster too.







            Sorry, just being an ass.

            I should go to bed.
            Last edited by Steve; 7/26/2006 7:58am, .

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              #7
              though... i must admit, the thoguht of fighting a gymnast with even rudimentary training in a full contact MA is kinda scary. Those mofos, at least the oens who've been training since they're kids are goddamn /strong/.

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                #8
                Actually some of the fight scenes were interesting, like when he uses a well as a pommel horse inside the city for the insane.

                The picture is misleading, as the guys he fights aren't really ninjas, and I dont think they ever had guns.

                I never quite understood how his dad survived and how the crazy people got food.

                anyways here is a scene by scene blow of the movie
                http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/gymkata/

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                  #9


                  oh i think he winds up killing the guy via grappling!

                  gymnastics plus grappling, who would have known!
                  Last edited by hl1978; 7/26/2006 12:22pm, .

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                    #10
                    Gold!


                    Took me a second to find the reply box.
                    Sumus extra manum tuam.

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by hl1978
                      anyways here is a scene by scene blow of the movie
                      http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/gymkata/
                      What a freakin' awesome site.

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                        #12
                        That gymkata website is brilliant
                        Last edited by Te(V)plar; 7/26/2006 6:19pm, .

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                          Jonathan reaches the top of the rope and finds a flag ninja. He complains to the flag ninja, "Hey! They broke the rules, kill them!" and the flag ninja looks at him as if to say, "Dude, I'm a fucking flag ninja, my life is obviously worthless. So what the hell do you want me to do about it?" Classic. So Jonathan keeps running



                          ...and then we see yet another sad flag ninja. Poor fella.
                          funny
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                          Last edited by Steve; 7/26/2006 7:39pm, .

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                            #14
                            It looks and sounds horrible. On that not, I must find this movie!

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                              #15
                              I-Mockery vs Steven Seagal's energy drink!!!! LOLZZZ

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