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    For your viewing pleasure....

    http://www.ozziescrew.com/abouttheinstructors.htm

    #2
    Gotta hand it to them... they made very pretty stars in the background... it almost relieved me of the intense eye pain from the pics and bios.

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      #3
      Wow, just wow! (Can not afford a real site, huh?)

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        #4
        What made me snort with incredulation was this:

        http://www.ozziescrew.com/mmasoutherncircuit.htm

        Until I realised what it actually meant...
        Mr Politically Correct GIJoe6186:
        Fat people disgust me in every way imaginable. I was at Freindly's with my girl tonight and saw a bunch of fat fuckers. I felt sorry for the pavement they were killing and the people who had to see them. .

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          #5
          Are these tears of joy?
          Sumus extra manum tuam.

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            #6
            Why is that Grandmaster wearing more jewelry then a pimp?

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              #7
              Heaven Gates!!!

              Oh fuck, I'm sorry. BHAHWHWHWHHAHAHAHAHAHAA. Oh God...

              ... man, I couldn't stop laughing when I went to the homepage, with all those quite flying starts, with the chubby pimp-Mastah smiling and shit. For a second I though I was looking at Marshall Applewhite's "Heaven Gates" website.

              Honest to God, for some reasons, the following pictures scream of "Chuck'N'Cheese':

              My d43dl3y belly... It's too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love, love, love... look at my glitterry pimp paraphernalia





              Ugh, I gotta block that incoming chi blast...




              BWHAAAAGGGG!!! Stop and gimme that chocolate-glazed donut!!!!





              Fuck, everybody has a belly... and I can't find my wee wee.


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                #8
                The third picture down "Brandon Osborne" looks like he's auditioning for henrythe fifth.....

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                  #9
                  It's like a lost TKD episode of the Sopranos guest starring Chris Penn. I can just imagine all the heavy breathing and cursing right now.
                  Sumus extra manum tuam.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Shaolinz
                    Why is that Grandmaster wearing more jewelry then a pimp?
                    I don't know about you, but he doesn't wear more jewlery than my pimp.

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                      #11
                      Hmm... They talk about MMA a bunch....

                      But it seems what they're talking about is not the mixed martial arts we know and love but sport karate tournaments. Though there is no definition of the acronym anywhere I can only assume that MMA means "midwest martial arts".

                      That's misleading bullshit if I've ever seen it.

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                        #12
                        Then shouldn't you be "working" right now?
                        Sumus extra manum tuam.

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by mrblackmagic
                          Then shouldn't you be "working" right now?
                          Why, do you want a blowjob?

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                            #14
                            Do you cry on your own or do I have to pay extra?
                            Sumus extra manum tuam.

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                              #15
                              That's extra.

                              a lap dance is better when the stripper is crying

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