For your viewing pleasure....

[DanDavis]

http://www.ozziescrew.com/abouttheinstructors.htm

[Ken]

Gotta hand it to them... they made very pretty stars in the background... it almost relieved me of the intense eye pain from the pics and bios.

[chalkieusa]

Wow, just wow! (Can not afford a real site, huh?)

[Matsufubu]

What made me snort with incredulation was this:

http://www.ozziescrew.com/mmasoutherncircuit.htm

Until I realised what it actually meant...

[mrblackmagic]

Are these tears of joy?

[Shaolinz]

Why is that Grandmaster wearing more jewelry then a pimp?

[Teh El Macho]

Heaven Gates!!!

Oh fuck, I'm sorry. BHAHWHWHWHHAHAHAHAHAHAA. Oh God...

... man, I couldn't stop laughing when I went to the homepage, with all those quite flying starts, with the chubby pimp-Mastah smiling and shit. For a second I though I was looking at Marshall Applewhite's "Heaven Gates" website.

Honest to God, for some reasons, the following pictures scream of "Chuck'N'Cheese':

My d43dl3y belly... It's too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love, love, love... look at my glitterry pimp paraphernalia





Ugh, I gotta block that incoming chi blast...




BWHAAAAGGGG!!! Stop and gimme that chocolate-glazed donut!!!!





Fuck, everybody has a belly... and I can't find my wee wee.

[colonelpong2]

The third picture down "Brandon Osborne" looks like he's auditioning for henrythe fifth.....

[mrblackmagic]

It's like a lost TKD episode of the Sopranos guest starring Chris Penn. I can just imagine all the heavy breathing and cursing right now.

[MEGA JESUS-SAMA]

Why is that Grandmaster wearing more jewelry then a pimp?

I don't know about you, but he doesn't wear more jewlery than my pimp.

[BSDaemon]

Hmm... They talk about MMA a bunch....

But it seems what they're talking about is not the mixed martial arts we know and love but sport karate tournaments. Though there is no definition of the acronym anywhere I can only assume that MMA means "midwest martial arts".

That's misleading bullshit if I've ever seen it.

[mrblackmagic]

Then shouldn't you be "working" right now?

[MEGA JESUS-SAMA]

Then shouldn't you be "working" right now?

Why, do you want a blowjob?

[mrblackmagic]

Do you cry on your own or do I have to pay extra?

[MEGA JESUS-SAMA]

That's extra.

a lap dance is better when the stripper is crying