good chokeholds

[toxin]

i do prowrestling {i know what your going 2 say bout that but blow me} and i was thinking of using a legit chokehold as a finshing move any ideas?

[PointyShinyBurn]

You're saying you train BJJ, but don't know any chokes?

[Stick]

Here's an idea, report to the Department of Homeland Security for your orange jumpsuit and bed sheet so that you can hang yourself with them later.

note: I trolled this thread before it was moved to newbie town so you can't touch me, lawdog.

[toxin]

im still a newbie in bjj i havent even done my first grading yet so no not yet

[ChanceDuBois]

I think he wants a flashy move that will look good in his prowrestling. There is no need to be immediately arsey with the guy.

I would go for the chokeslam if I wanted a pro wrestling finishing move because it combines a choke and a slam. What could be better?

[Omega Supreme]

i do prowrestling {i know what your going 2 say bout that but blow me} and i was thinking of using a legit chokehold as a finshing move any ideas?

No you don't know what I'm about to say dumbass. First make sure you don't post it in the wrong section. Second, You've got to be fucking kidding me, last person to use a fucking choke as a finisher sucked, they all sucked (SGT Slaughter, Roddie Piper, HHH). The only one worth their weight was the Miliion dollar dream. If you're going to use a choke it has to be dramatic. Try the Gator roll/Shaolin Choke. Now go fuck yourself.:deadhorse

[ChanceDuBois]

Rowdy Roddie Piper did not suck and the gator roll is a great idea.

[GoldenJonas]

I get a general feeling of joy and happiness with rainbows, leprucauns, midgets with pitchers of beer, and unicorns everytime Omega posts....thank you Omega, thank you.

[Omega Supreme]

Rowdy Roddie Piper did not suck and the gator roll is a great idea.

Did you see me say he sucked? No, you saw me post, his choke finishing maneuver sucked, not that he really had a finisher, but it still sucked never the less.

You know how I know you're gay? You suck Roddie Piper.:eusa_clap :wbaba2

[FictionPimp]

im still a newbie in bjj i havent even done my first grading yet so no not yet

If you have done bjj for 2 days and do not know any chokes, you need a new teacher.

[Omega Supreme]

If you have done bjj for 2 days and do not know any chokes, you need a new teacher.

He didn't say he didn't know any chokes he just doesn't know many. All he know is:

Choke the Chicken
Choke on my first post
Choke on dicks

But that is all.

[ChanceDuBois]

You could wear a gi and do the sleeve choke to end every match.

[Omega Supreme]

You could wear a gi and do the sleeve choke to end every match.

You know how I know you're gay? You wear pajamas while holding other men.

[ChanceDuBois]

or wear a black belt and do a belt loop choke.

[toxin]

HAHAHAHAHAHA first off the corbra clutch and the millon dollar dream are THE SAME MOVE DICKHEAD get your facts right and your fogeting the tazzimisson {i cant remember the the legit name but its a half nelson choke} the millon dollar dream has been called by so many names it not funny but there the same move trust me now go fuck yourself bitch