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    Martial Arts lightbulb jokes

    OK, I'll start:

    Q: How many Wing Chunners does it take to change a lightbulb?

    A: None, it takes ten years to change.

    Over to you...

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    Q. How many aikidoka does it take to change a lightbulb?
    A. One, as long as it grabs his wrist.

    Q. How many aikidoka does it take to change a lightbulb?
    A. Two. One to hold it in place, and another to whirl in perfect circles around it.

    Q. How many karateka does it take to change a lightbulb?
    A. They did not use lightbulbs in Okinawa. You must have a straw fire fed by slowly-aged sake.
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      #3
      Q: How many (Bujinkan) Ninjas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
      A: One (Nagato) to actually do it, and the rest to take credit for it.
      "No. Listen to me because I know what I'm talking about here." -- Hannibal

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        #4
        Q: How many (Bujinkan) Ninjas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

        A: Three, one to manipulate the kukan, one to capture the feeling, and one to sit in the dark and say that it would have changed on t3h str33t.

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          #5
          Q. How many RBSD-fantasy warriors does it take to change a lightbulb?
          A. Well, it wouldn't really be fair to say the lightbulb is the problem. More accurately, a lightbulb is part of the problem and contributes to it. By "the problem," I mean that of the countless lighting opportunities and curricula available, too many consider themselves the answer to the question, "How do I prepare myself for success in a room lit by fluorescent lamps?" Too many of these self-proclaimed solutions are incomplete, misguided, or nearly-there. Among these are lightbulbs. Lightbulbs fail to prepare their adherents for darkness for three reasons: failure of mindset, failure of strategy, and failure of tactics.

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            #6
            Q: How many karateka does it take to change a lightbulb?

            A: None, our chamberd punch leads up to changing the lightbulb.

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              #7
              Q: How many Kung-fu men does it take to change a lightbulb?

              A: None, the rules won't let them change it.

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                #8
                How many aikidoka does it take to change a lightbulb?

                None, we dont change the light bulb, we blend with it.
                "a martial art that has no rules is nothing but violence" - Kenji Tomiki

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                  #9
                  Q: How many Phil Elmores does it take to change a lightbulb?

                  A: Why change it when you have a flashlight?

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                    #10
                    Q: How many TKD guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

                    A: Two, one Japanese guy to change it, and one Korean to say he changed it 2000 years ago.

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                      #11
                      Q: How many (Bujinkan) Ninjas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

                      A: None. It doesn't matter if they sit in the dark, as long as they are still alive at the end of the day.

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                        #12
                        Q: How many Wing Chunners does it take to change a lightbulb?

                        A: Ten. First guy changes the bulb. Three others argue is his balance between the legs right. Six others argue, did the first guys teacher really got lessons of Leung Ting.

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                          #13
                          Q: How many BJJ guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

                          A: One, but he has to submit 12 other guys in a homoerotic ritual of testoserone induced dominance to earn the right to change it.


                          Besides, chaging a lightbulb might be fine in the UFC, but you don't want to change it on t3h str33t.

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                            #14
                            Q: How many Wing Chunners does it take to change a lightbulb?

                            A: Four, each one to argue over who has the real _ight_ulb.

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                              #15
                              Q - How many Mcdojo students does it take to change a light bulb?

                              A - One, to find out the hard way that's his style won't prevent him from getting his arse handed to him in real life situation that he 'trained for' before he gets a chance to change to light bulb.

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