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    XMA???

    Hmm, maybe this shoulda gone into the Bullshido forum but, I've been web surfing and i keep runnin into all these "XMA" (X-tream Martial Arts) pages, and i've been wonderin......... DOES ANYONE EVEN GO TO THESE CLASSES? dont get it twisted, i respect those who can do all the flips, rolls, etc. but to try and pass it off as its own MA is the dumbest thing i've ever heard of.

    maybe i'm bein kinda harsh,If anyone has been to or ever seen one of these classes, plz educate me on how it works.

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    one of many websites: http://www.xmarevolution.com/phpnuke/index.php

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      #3
      Originally posted by Spyda
      Hmm, maybe this shoulda gone into the Bullshido forum but, I've been web surfing and i keep runnin into all these "XMA" (X-tream Martial Arts) pages, and i've been wonderin......... DOES ANYONE EVEN GO TO THESE CLASSES? dont get it twisted, i respect those who can do all the flips, rolls, etc. but to try and pass it off as its own MA is the dumbest thing i've ever heard of.

      maybe i'm bein kinda harsh,If anyone has been to or ever seen one of these classes, plz educate me on how it works.
      Harsh? No my friend. XMA is FUCKING STOOOOOOPID!!
      People often tell me that I fail to see the gravity of the situation.
      I see the gravity, and I say...

      Step right up folks and watch me defy gravity!

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        #4
        I went to my nephews ATA tkd tourney. They had XMA going on there with kids doing chromed staff katas and flips and shit. The kids had a great time. The funny thing was the fully grown men doing this stuff to who let the dogs out and that song that goes 'Let the body's hit the floor'. It was the gayest thing I had ever seen. Well next to ATA sparing.
        "a martial art that has no rules is nothing but violence" - Kenji Tomiki

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          #5
          Next time you find yourself wondering about XMA or talking to an XMA person.

          1. Tell them they are doing a more entertaining version of gymnastics.
          2. Ask them which they consider more extreme? UFC/PRIDE/Ect. or doing flips.
          3. If they answer doing flips, immediately ask them to spar.
          4. When they back down.. and they will back down (broken bones mean no flips for weeks) ask them how a flip is more extreme if they are willing to do that but unwilling to do a friendly spar?

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            #6
            XMA is fun to watch.

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              #7
              Originally posted by KageKaze
              XMA is fun to watch.
              Reminds me of, and I can't find it Damn it, the two cyclists the get in a fight.

              I mean the really skinny fuckers that start slapping each other. It was so funny!

              That's what XMA reminds me of.

              *If anyone has a link to that one plz post it.
              People often tell me that I fail to see the gravity of the situation.
              I see the gravity, and I say...

              Step right up folks and watch me defy gravity!

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                #8
                Originally posted by KageKaze
                XMA is fun to watch.
                If I were standing behind you after you posted that. I would have slapped the back-side of your head.
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                "God damn America" --Muammar al-Gaddafi

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                  #9
                  XMA is to martial arts what figure skating is to hockey.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Canuckyokushin
                    If I were standing behind you after you posted that. I would have slapped the back-side of your head.
                    And I would have applauded.

                    Seriously Kage... your ninja senses should be tingling about the lameness of XMA. Hell, I'm nearly a year removed from active ninja duty and I still get the feeling.
                    --
                    L.

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                      #11
                      XMA vs Capoeria

                      discuss

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                        #12
                        Cap has better music.

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                          #13
                          I fucking hate XMA. It is gay.
                          I saw that Mike Chat geezer last year at some martial arts thing. They had an XMA demo.
                          There were loads of kids wearing silver uniforms with X's on them going
                          HIYAAAAAA!
                          And they kept making X shapes with their hands and going
                          HIYAAAAAA!
                          And flipping around and cartwheeling going
                          HIYAAAAAA!
                          Then they would line up and do some shitty chamber punches going
                          HIYAAAAAA!
                          It was like something out of power rangers. It was fucking annoying.
                          It makes me want to go back in time and punch myself in the head for even looking at the stage where it was going on.

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                            #14
                            XMA vid.

                            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkDvxWODgPc

                            its a little boy with long blonde hair. *Napoleon voice* "he is pretty good with a bo-staff..."

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by broken fingers
                              XMA vid.

                              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkDvxWODgPc

                              its a little boy with long blonde hair. *Napoleon voice* "he is pretty good with a bo-staff..."
                              Isn't that He-Man when he was a boy?

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