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    Bujinkan Videos of Disaster.

    Points awarded for LARP factor, mechanised attack and ukes that turn to jelly apon contact. Bonus points for abusing the compliance of the uke to perfrom stuff that will get you killed in a real fight, along with a false sense of how easy real combat should be. The good thing about this game is that pretty much all the clips you find with meet this criteria. I'll start.

    http://www.pittsburghbujinkan.com/li...o_taijutsu.mpg

    http://www.pittsburghbujinkan.com/li...taijutsu_3.mpg

    Taken from here: I'm afraid to see the gun disarms.
    http://www.pittsburghbujinkan.com/pbd_103.htm

    #2
    Virus, are you going to top me and the lead Bujinkan basher on Bullshido?

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      #3
      I'm more afraid of the knife disarms...

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        #4
        It seems to me that those tactics would work PERFECTLY,

        if you were fighting someone who sidled like a ninja.
        I mean HONESTLY did you even SEE the punch that he threw in the first video?

        "You too can take down any man in the world so long as he punches in a manner that he completely misses you in the first place."

        Still it is not the worst bujinkan examples I've ever seen.

        I think the best of the worst was Hatsumi showing how to defend a sword thrust into your shoulder by taking the blow and holding out your sword directly infront of you in hopes that the asshole will impale himself on it.

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          #5
          "I mean HONESTLY did you even SEE the punch that he threw in the first video?"

          That is the standard bujinkan punch which almost all punch defence attacks are done from. Training from haymakers would be be an improvement. At least people use them.

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            #6
            I think this is near where Koto_Ryu trains. Maybe he can give us an evaluation of these people's fighting skills.
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              #7
              Originally posted by Virus
              "I mean HONESTLY did you even SEE the punch that he threw in the first video?"

              That is the standard bujinkan punch which almost all punch defence attacks are done from. Training from haymakers would be be an improvement. At least people use them.
              This is so true it's scary. Bujinkan punches are beyond a joke. Ichi monji into lunging punch. God, it brings back painful memories. Bujinkan moves work brilliantly against other Bujinkan moves...which nobody would ever use.
              Mr Politically Correct GIJoe6186:
              Fat people disgust me in every way imaginable. I was at Freindly's with my girl tonight and saw a bunch of fat fuckers. I felt sorry for the pavement they were killing and the people who had to see them. .

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                #8
                The first two video were just Ko Soto Gake and O Soto Gake done poorly. No balance taking, compliant Uke. Just adds to my saying that Bujinkan ceased being NinpoTaijutsu long ago and is now poorly done Japanese Jujutsu.

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                  #9
                  They are poorly performed ashi waza..... He would have a better knowledge of them if he was a brand new Judoka, rather than a 5th dan in the BJK

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                    #10
                    So Mongo, what you're telling me is basically. Judo > Booj.

                    I agree.
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Virus
                      Points awarded for LARP factor, mechanised attack and ukes that turn to jelly apon contact. Bonus points for abusing the compliance of the uke to perfrom stuff that will get you killed in a real fight, along with a false sense of how easy real combat should be. The good thing about this game is that pretty much all the clips you find with meet this criteria. I'll start.

                      http://www.pittsburghbujinkan.com/li...o_taijutsu.mpg

                      http://www.pittsburghbujinkan.com/li...taijutsu_3.mpg

                      Taken from here: I'm afraid to see the gun disarms.
                      http://www.pittsburghbujinkan.com/pbd_103.htm
                      You should be.... What the fuck was happening in #4?


                      Originally posted by Mneme
                      I'm more afraid of the knife disarms...
                      I can see why.

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                        #12
                        http://www.pittsburghbujinkan.com/li...ho_sword_2.mpg

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Matsufubu
                          This is so true it's scary. Bujinkan punches are beyond a joke. Ichi monji into lunging punch. God, it brings back painful memories. Bujinkan moves work brilliantly against other Bujinkan moves...which nobody would ever use.
                          I believe bujinkan training would be improved tenfold if it threw away the fucking lunge punch. It would be improved fivefold if you retracted your arm after doing a lunge punch.

                          That reminds me, I saw a guy I went to highschool with and we were talking about the martial arts we do. I said I did bujinkan and he said that he tried that but quit and turned to kickboxing becuase the strikes telegraphed. At the time I was a nutrider that thought he didn't see the hidden meaning and benefits behind doing shitty punches that will get you knocked out in a fight.

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                            #14
                            I have faith in Mr Hatsumi, I think he's really smart. You see, first he slaps together a martial art so stupid only true morons will stay for any amount of time, in addition the techniques are all suicidal, so that if anyone ever tries them in a serious situation, they will die. Just giving Mr. Natural selection a (much needed) helping hand I guess...

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                              #15
                              The ultimate martial art in defending yourself against lazy stoners!

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