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    Release your frustrasitons with haiku

    This may be the most effective way to get your point across to someone who doesn't get why you are saying something.

    Example

    Ashida kim is dumb
    He wishes he was ninja
    Reality wins

    I wasn't going to say this because it might insult some people, but haikus are three line (usually) poems made up of 5 syllabuls then 7 syllabuls then 5 syllabuls again. Just in case you didn't know.
    I'm not skinny I just have a lot of sharp points that pay off. Especially during any choke using the forearm.

    #2
    Point Sparring surprise
    Kee-Yup Kee-Yup Kee-Yup Bam
    Now it is over
    I'm not skinny I just have a lot of sharp points that pay off. Especially during any choke using the forearm.

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      #3
      The anti-grappling
      Craze. Eyeballs and testicles
      All over the floor

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        #4
        Young steed, feel the need
        release your frustration, aint
        that what women for?

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          #5
          There once was a man from Nantucket...
          What? No? Not here? umm Ok.
          When You absolutely have to hide a body...try Alaska.

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            #6
            Larry tatum has
            tip of the week, retarded
            Where is his hair from?

            Watch as I teach you
            Stand there and take punch to face
            Feel bad for student

            http://www.ltatum.com/movies/Week28/...eekMedW28.html
            I'm not skinny I just have a lot of sharp points that pay off. Especially during any choke using the forearm.

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              #7
              you are a fucktard
              if you think grappling is gay
              eat shit and die now
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                #8
                Dumb George Dillman
                move your toe to stop his chi
                fake reality
                I'm not skinny I just have a lot of sharp points that pay off. Especially during any choke using the forearm.

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                  #9
                  taekwondo is crap
                  what the fuck, kiddie blackbelts
                  wing chun rules supreme

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                    #10
                    I hate everyone
                    I'm committing suicide
                    goodbye oh cruel world

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                      #11
                      The ground has lava
                      Can't grapple on broken glass
                      I train for teh str33t

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                        #12
                        making this Haiku,
                        I try to sound real witty
                        no one even cares

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                          #13
                          2006 Bluegrass Open

                          :redface:
                          He gave desired grip.
                          I screwed the throw and fell back.
                          We tied at zero.

                          :redface:

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                            #14
                            KhorneliusPraxx Training Log

                            Some say I don't try.
                            Do you think it is easy
                            to suck quite this much?

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by KhorneliusPraxx
                              Some say I don't try.
                              Do you think it is easy
                              to suck quite this much?
                              winner

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