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    AIKIDO IS SUPREME

    is this Kikkoman again?
    Ranked #9 internationally at 118lbs by WIKBA http://www.womenkickboxing.com/wikba...rch%202009.htm

    #2
    Originally posted by Kidspatula
    is this Kikkoman again?
    I am peeing all over your face right now and you love it

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      #3
      0 / 10

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        #4
        Originally posted by 1337McGuirk
        ... three Brazilian jo jetsu guys...
        its ju-jitsu, aikido is a martial art of soft joint locking techniques, the energy you are talking about is mostly found in taiji, which is a chinese art known for its slow forms and emphasis on health and energy cultivation.

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          #5
          Gnosis: the next Hannibal?
          Ranked #9 internationally at 118lbs by WIKBA http://www.womenkickboxing.com/wikba...rch%202009.htm

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            #6
            Originally posted by Kidspatula
            Gnosis: the next Hannibal?
            i like the seen where he eats ray liotas brain.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Gnosis
              i like the seen where he eats ray liotas brain.
              I like the scene when I'm peeing on your face. BTW I will destroy you and all of your minons of ju jitso! ! !

              YOU WILL LEARN THE POWER THAT AIKIDO IS AGAINST YOU

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                #8
                Originally posted by 1337McGuirk
                I like the scene when I'm peeing on your face. BTW I will destroy you and all of your minons of ju jitso! ! !

                YOU WILL LEARN THE POWER THAT AIKIDO IS AGAINST YOU
                i dont do ju-jitsu but i know what it is, i think it can be top of your aikido because aikido isn't 'alive' like ju-jitsu, striking is better though for cardio.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Gnosis
                  i dont do ju-jitsu but i know what it is, i think it can be top of your aikido because aikido isn't 'alive' like ju-jitsu, striking is better though for cardio.
                  AHAHAHAHA

                  THAT IS SO FUCKING FUNNY I JUST HAD A BRAIN ANYEURISM!!!!!!!
                  I WILL END YOU YOU PIECE OF HUMAN FILTH AND DEBAUCHERY ASS WELL?
                  NEXT TIME WHY DOINT YOU POST THE ONE WITH THE PAMNCAKE WITH A HAMPSTER ON ITS HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                  i AM A VERY BIG ,MAN

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                    #10
                    Once upon a time there were three billy goats, who were to go up to the hillside to make themselves fat, and the name of all three was "Gruff."

                    On the way up was a bridge over a cascading stream they had to cross; and under the bridge lived a great ugly troll , with eyes as big as saucers, and a nose as long as a poker.

                    So first of all came the youngest Billy Goat Gruff to cross the bridge.

                    "Trip, trap, trip, trap! " went the bridge.

                    "Who's that tripping over my bridge?" roared the troll .

                    "Oh, it is only I, the tiniest Billy Goat Gruff , and I'm going up to the hillside to make myself fat," said the billy goat, with such a small voice.

                    "Now, I'm coming to gobble you up," said the troll.

                    "Oh, no! pray don't take me. I'm too little, that I am," said the billy goat. "Wait a bit till the second Billy Goat Gruff comes. He's much bigger."

                    "Well, be off with you," said the troll.

                    A little while after came the second Billy Goat Gruff to cross the bridge.

                    Trip, trap, trip, trap, trip, trap, went the bridge.

                    "Who's that tripping over my bridge?" roared the troll.

                    "Oh, it's the second Billy Goat Gruff , and I'm going up to the hillside to make myself fat," said the billy goat, who hadn't such a small voice.

                    "Now I'm coming to gobble you up," said the troll.

                    "Oh, no! Don't take me. Wait a little till the big Billy Goat Gruff comes. He's much bigger."

                    "Very well! Be off with you," said the troll.

                    But just then up came the big Billy Goat Gruff .

                    Trip, trap, trip, trap, trip, trap! went the bridge, for the billy goat was so heavy that the bridge creaked and groaned under him.

                    "Who's that tramping over my bridge?" roared the troll.

                    "It's I! The big Billy Goat Gruff ," said the billy goat, who had an ugly hoarse voice of his own.

                    "Now I 'm coming to gobble you up," roared the troll.

                    Well, come along! I've got two spears,
                    And I'll poke your eyeballs out at your ears;
                    I've got besides two curling-stones,
                    And I'll crush you to bits, body and bones.

                    That was what the big billy goat said. And then he flew at the troll, and poked his eyes out with his horns, and crushed him to bits, body and bones, and tossed him out into the cascade, and after that he went up to the hillside. There the billy goats got so fat they were scarcely able to walk home again. And if the fat hasn't fallen off them, why, they're still fat; and so,

                    Snip, snap, snout.
                    This tale's told out.
                    Martial Arts and Philosophy: Beating and Nothingness
                    click here to order on Amazon

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by DAYoung
                      Once upon a time there were three billy goats, who were to go up to the hillside to make themselves fat, and the name of all three was "Gruff."

                      On the way up was a bridge over a cascading stream they had to cross; and under the bridge lived a great ugly troll , with eyes as big as saucers, and a nose as long as a poker.

                      So first of all came the youngest Billy Goat Gruff to cross the bridge.

                      "Trip, trap, trip, trap! " went the bridge.

                      "Who's that tripping over my bridge?" roared the troll .

                      "Oh, it is only I, the tiniest Billy Goat Gruff , and I'm going up to the hillside to make myself fat," said the billy goat, with such a small voice.

                      "Now, I'm coming to gobble you up," said the troll.

                      "Oh, no! pray don't take me. I'm too little, that I am," said the billy goat. "Wait a bit till the second Billy Goat Gruff comes. He's much bigger."

                      "Well, be off with you," said the troll.

                      A little while after came the second Billy Goat Gruff to cross the bridge.

                      Trip, trap, trip, trap, trip, trap, went the bridge.

                      "Who's that tripping over my bridge?" roared the troll.

                      "Oh, it's the second Billy Goat Gruff , and I'm going up to the hillside to make myself fat," said the billy goat, who hadn't such a small voice.

                      "Now I'm coming to gobble you up," said the troll.

                      "Oh, no! Don't take me. Wait a little till the big Billy Goat Gruff comes. He's much bigger."

                      "Very well! Be off with you," said the troll.

                      But just then up came the big Billy Goat Gruff .

                      Trip, trap, trip, trap, trip, trap! went the bridge, for the billy goat was so heavy that the bridge creaked and groaned under him.

                      "Who's that tramping over my bridge?" roared the troll.

                      "It's I! The big Billy Goat Gruff ," said the billy goat, who had an ugly hoarse voice of his own.

                      "Now I 'm coming to gobble you up," roared the troll.

                      Well, come along! I've got two spears,
                      And I'll poke your eyeballs out at your ears;
                      I've got besides two curling-stones,
                      And I'll crush you to bits, body and bones.

                      That was what the big billy goat said. And then he flew at the troll, and poked his eyes out with his horns, and crushed him to bits, body and bones, and tossed him out into the cascade, and after that he went up to the hillside. There the billy goats got so fat they were scarcely able to walk home again. And if the fat hasn't fallen off them, why, they're still fat; and so,

                      Snip, snap, snout.
                      This tale's told out.
                      OKAY? There's no way in hell I'm reading those paragarfhs. This isn't :qright1:school class. You are skirting the issue that my powerful style will destroy you because jejetsu is only for TV shows and women like in Brazil because women from Brazil are really drunk all the time and sluts so that's what they do but you aren't gonna get any WHORE!

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                        #12
                        I give you a 0 out of 10 on the troll attempt.
                        カンフー

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by DAYoung
                          Once upon a time there were three billy goats, who were to go up to the hillside to make themselves fat, and the name of all three was "Gruff."

                          On the way up was a bridge over a cascading stream they had to cross; and under the bridge lived a great ugly troll , with eyes as big as saucers, and a nose as long as a poker.

                          So first of all came the youngest Billy Goat Gruff to cross the bridge.

                          "Trip, trap, trip, trap! " went the bridge.

                          "Who's that tripping over my bridge?" roared the troll .

                          "Oh, it is only I, the tiniest Billy Goat Gruff , and I'm going up to the hillside to make myself fat," said the billy goat, with such a small voice.

                          "Now, I'm coming to gobble you up," said the troll.

                          "Oh, no! pray don't take me. I'm too little, that I am," said the billy goat. "Wait a bit till the second Billy Goat Gruff comes. He's much bigger."

                          "Well, be off with you," said the troll.

                          A little while after came the second Billy Goat Gruff to cross the bridge.

                          Trip, trap, trip, trap, trip, trap, went the bridge.

                          "Who's that tripping over my bridge?" roared the troll.

                          "Oh, it's the second Billy Goat Gruff , and I'm going up to the hillside to make myself fat," said the billy goat, who hadn't such a small voice.

                          "Now I'm coming to gobble you up," said the troll.

                          "Oh, no! Don't take me. Wait a little till the big Billy Goat Gruff comes. He's much bigger."

                          "Very well! Be off with you," said the troll.

                          But just then up came the big Billy Goat Gruff .

                          Trip, trap, trip, trap, trip, trap! went the bridge, for the billy goat was so heavy that the bridge creaked and groaned under him.

                          "Who's that tramping over my bridge?" roared the troll.

                          "It's I! The big Billy Goat Gruff ," said the billy goat, who had an ugly hoarse voice of his own.

                          "Now I 'm coming to gobble you up," roared the troll.

                          Well, come along! I've got two spears,
                          And I'll poke your eyeballs out at your ears;
                          I've got besides two curling-stones,
                          And I'll crush you to bits, body and bones.

                          That was what the big billy goat said. And then he flew at the troll, and poked his eyes out with his horns, and crushed him to bits, body and bones, and tossed him out into the cascade, and after that he went up to the hillside. There the billy goats got so fat they were scarcely able to walk home again. And if the fat hasn't fallen off them, why, they're still fat; and so,

                          Snip, snap, snout.
                          This tale's told out.
                          i dont see what that has to do with aikido vs. cardio striking, are you saying that the goat is cardio striking or aikido?

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                            #14
                            I give you a 0 out of 10 on the troll attempt.
                            And that's generous. I think this attempt should be scored in Kelvin degrees.
                            Martial Arts and Philosophy: Beating and Nothingness
                            click here to order on Amazon

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by DAYoung
                              And that's generous. I think this attempt should be scored in Kelvin degrees.
                              AHAHAHAHAHAHA

                              KELVIN DEGREE? WHAT IS THIS SOME KIND OF MOON LANGUAGE!!!!???? SCIENCE?

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