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    Mr. Muscles…Big for nothing!

    When You absolutely have to hide a body...try Alaska.

    #2
    i completely agree. but the mr. muscles thing is the replacement for that mysterious asian guy that everyone thinks he knows some type of bad-ass kung-fu

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      #3
      Images I see guys like that all the time. Leather jackets, goatees, tats, and loud mouths. Fucking annoying - the worst part is that the average man on the street buys thier bullshit and encourages that sort of behavior. Funny how you hit that SOB once and he danced around like a high heel wearing faggot then limped out of your school with tears in his eyes. I hate people like that, I would have been hitting my chest with my gloves and yelling "c'mon!" as he left.

      Real "badasses" are some of the nicest people you'll ever meet, and you won't know what they're capable of unless they tell or (god forbid) show you. I fell for the rumor that Mr. Rogers was a first rate sniper for this very reason - it is believable. In a real fighter's world, the more you talk the less you're capable of.
      Originally posted by Cullion
      You sound like a foaming-at-the-mouth-loon out of Dr. Strangelove.
      Sometimes, we put Ricin in the Cocaine. :ninja7:

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        #4
        so you were doing "light contact" sparring with a guy you didn't know and bloodied his nose? you seem like a nice person

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          #5
          Originally posted by Smeagol
          so you were doing "light contact" sparring with a guy you didn't know and bloodied his nose? you seem like a nice person
          somebody didnt read the whole thing...

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            #6
            Originally posted by Smeagol
            so you were doing "light contact" sparring with a guy you didn't know and bloodied his nose? you seem like a nice person

            Only after his steroid raged head taking off swing missed. i am nice but i am not going to let someone use me for a bag.
            When You absolutely have to hide a body...try Alaska.

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              #7
              Steroids? What gave you that idea?

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                #8
                Originally posted by Reese
                Steroids? What gave you that idea?

                His lack of kneck. zits. constant "geeked" upness, and just a guess.
                When You absolutely have to hide a body...try Alaska.

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                  #9
                  I have a freind who took a picture with Tito Ortiz. the guy (tito) looked like a fuckin dinosaur because he had no neck and a huge chin!

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                    #10
                    A cop otta know when someone is taking t3h roidz
                    Originally posted by Cullion
                    You sound like a foaming-at-the-mouth-loon out of Dr. Strangelove.
                    Sometimes, we put Ricin in the Cocaine. :ninja7:

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by SFGOON
                      Images I see guys like that all the time. Leather jackets, goatees, tats, and loud mouths. Fucking annoying - the worst part is that the average man on the street buys thier bullshit and encourages that sort of behavior. Funny how you hit that SOB once and he danced around like a high heel wearing faggot then limped out of your school with tears in his eyes. I hate people like that, I would have been hitting my chest with my gloves and yelling "c'mon!" as he left.

                      Real "badasses" are some of the nicest people you'll ever meet, and you won't know what they're capable of unless they tell or (god forbid) show you. I fell for the rumor that Mr. Rogers was a first rate sniper for this very reason - it is believable. In a real fighter's world, the more you talk the less you're capable of.

                      I know. We did some joint training with the seals in indy a year couple of years ago. They go to ft. Attabury for some sniper course. They use the old central state hospital for room clearing and ask for off duty police officers to play armed bad guys. We sit in the rooms with a 9mm and simunition and wait for the door to come open.

                      At any rate, No navy seals are not martial arts killers, but mentaly they are bad asses....or mabey not. They dont have the jackets, tattos, white trash beards, bald heads, bulging muscles, stink eys. Mabey i was wrong about them...i mean they shot the hell out of me with thier sissy Mp5s but those are just toys right?
                      When You absolutely have to hide a body...try Alaska.

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                        #12
                        Why don't you pick on someone you're own size, BULLY!!!
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by LORD ASIA
                          Why don't you pick on someone you're own size, BULLY!!!

                          Did that make me a bad person? Or does being a bad person make me a bad person?
                          When You absolutely have to hide a body...try Alaska.

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                            #14
                            First off, you did a good thing smacking him. At the very least, you gave him an opportunity to learn why haymakers don't work. This tells me you are a good teacher, willing to help even a fucking moron become wiser.

                            The "Mr Muscles" character you present pisses me off for a number of reasons. Firstly, he makes pple with tats look dumber by associating himself with them by tattooing himself. Secondly he makes everyone who acutally trains to fight look like thugs, simply because he professes to be a "fighter" or a "mixed martial artist" and then goes looking for trouble. This creates a false consciousness in the public's mind about boxers, cage fighters and MA fighters. In my experience, none of the above go out of their way to pick up injuries. But the public see the guy who proclaims himself a fighter causing trouble and blame the things with which he inappriorately and incorrectly associates himself. Thirdly, like some others have pointed out he bitches about hurt, as it shouldn't happen to him- he's also the first to pull a knife. (In my mind these two things are connected) Fourly, there is more than one instance of this TAPOUT gear wearing twat. Finally he is a closet homosexual- not that homosexuality is to be despised, but pretending not to be and fronting a caricature of masculinity to hide behind is pathetic.
                            He who attains his ideal by that very fact transcends it- Nietzsche

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by broken fingers
                              somebody didnt read the whole thing...
                              :llorar:


                              LOL...Coming from the guy that does exactly the same thing on a constant basis.

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