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    BJJ wins again (part five bajillion in a series)

    Last night a judoka came in and trained with us. I have no idea how much experience he had, only that he offhandedly mentioned he trained Judo and that, after one (1) BJJ class, felt he was in a position to coach me on my armbars and chokes. "Keep your wrists straight", he'd say. "Base with your head so I can't roll you." And, in the event I was getting discouraged, since the stuff he was teaching me was VERY DIFFICULT and someone with almost three years' experience on him MAY GET A LITTLE FRUSTRATED with the nuances of a cross-collar choke, he made it a point to say "GOOD JOB!!! :)" every time I successfully drilled a choke.

    He also made it a point to tuck his chin, and then complain I was jaw-locking him.

    I was okay with him criticizing my seionage, since my seionage sucks, but I drew the line at a first-day white belt telling me how to armbar someone. At that point I made up my mind and decided I was going to rape this guy when we rolled.

    And now, dear reader, I present to you the question: How do YOU think Aaron thwarted the Judo Viado menace?

    #2
    Did you armbar him by chance? ;)

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      #3
      Did you use an illegal-in-Judo leg lock or stalling grip? He tapped out of frustration because he couldn't break a stalling grip and broke down mentally, right?

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        #4
        I think you let him cross choke you from your own guard.

        Spoiler:
        ?atalpomo esrever

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          #5
          ... you talked shit to him about how the Brazilians invented groundfighting till blood came out of his ears ?

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            #6
            Well if you decided that you were going to rape him, I'd say you won by buggerame.

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              #7
              You gouged his eye out and pushed him into some lava?

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                #8
                Who cares...?

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                  #9
                  How could BJJ possibly beat any traditional asian martial arts style? You must be joking right? :confused1

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                    #10
                    I guessed reverse omoplata at first too, but the true answer is basically everything Judo doesn't have strung into a Capcom-esque Hypercombo.

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                      #11
                      Donkey-Punch-Gatame?

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                        #12
                        I'm guessing you jumped on his back and hooked in when he went for o goshi

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                          #13
                          You constantly hummed the intro music from The Legend of Zelda, while benignly maintaining mount for 5 minutes.

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                            #14
                            Boyd by lvl 3 Fireball?

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Kein Haar
                              You constantly hummed the intro music from The Legend of Zelda, while benignly maintaining mount for 5 minutes.
                              This is possibly the single most accurate depiction of how I usually roll, but no, not in this particular case.

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