WTF!!! have you ever seen this?

[wow]

check it out
http://www.boabom.org

wtf. 10.000 years old!!??? hahaha

and there is and academy in boston haha

http://www.bostonboabom.com

[Lampa]

They teach something that dates before recorded history? Does this mean they are even more bullshit if they provide substantiating records?


From what I gather from this site, ten thousand years ago man invented the pole-vault kick. To this day it is still the deadliest blow in all of martial arts.

Edit: "Within this course you will study and practice movements that develop fast reactions, agility, self-control, balance, speed, precise reflexes, spontaneity, breathing (as a method to control your body and mind), concentration, and the projection of internal energies. You will study a precise and extraordinary form of defense that is realized and perfected through an improvised dance, and at the same time is an awakening of self-security through an internal force: the vortex of internal magnetic fields (Mahaprana in Sanskrit)."

Okay, this has got to be a joke. This paragraph contradicts itself in more than one place and several parts don't make any sense at all.

[Poop Loops]

It's perfectly reasonable that this MA was in fact created 10,000 years ago.

In BIZZARO WORLD!

PL

[BenwaMandelbrot]

Do you hold competitions?The Boston School of Boabom follows the Mmulargan School teachings: non-competitive, not based in tournaments or demonstrations whose only result is to pump-up an insecure and unbalanced ego. Thus it is totally opposed to the idea of a "gym" or an "academy", where aggressive competitiveness is the goal. The Boston School of Boabom needs no trophies or awards; it is dedicated solely to the teaching of its Arts.

Uh oh, they're on to you. Cease your chatter about "throwdowns" and instead go back to your so-called "gyms" and "academies" for some peaceful tai-chi.

[El-Wood]

and the projection of internal energies.

I think I just projected some vomit at my monitor...

[En]

It's perfectly reasonable that this MA was in fact created 10,000 years ago.

PHOTO PROOF FROM TEH ICE AGE:

[Jolly_Roger]

[MattJ]

Damn. All these years of sweating it out sparring, and I all I had to do was train my vortex of internal magnetic fields. More the fool I.

I suggest we start immediately. Guys? Hello?

Anyone?!

[Anthracis]

You know what they say...If there are idiots selling this shit, there are idiots buying this shit!! UNBELIEVABLE BULLSHIT! This site is like a chick flick, makes you laugh, makes you cry! Damn!

I once had a religious zealot tell me that the earth was only 7,000 years old and that his statement has been proven scientifically and biblically. If this is so, that that art can't be 10,000 years old. It's just not possible.





;)

[Reikon]

It was lost to time...but somehow they found it again. Awesome. We should ask them where Jimmy Hoffa is hiding.

[DiscoZ]

There's a restaurant/lounge in Boston called Bomboa... heh.

[Fantasy Warrior]

I have nothing meaningful to add but just this once, I'll flout (sp?) forum rules and say...


bwaaahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahaaaaa!!!!!!!!

[jhearne]

I once had a religious zealot tell me that the earth was only 7,000 years old and that his statement has been proven scientifically and biblically. If this is so, that that art can't be 10,000 years old. It's just not possible.

;)

Duh, obvious answer: God did it for 3000 years prior to creating the world.

[Darrel]

TTT

Sorry for the necro but I just found an add on Craigslist for a Boabom group in Boston so I searched on it. I am still in a state of shock for what I discovered.



False claim right here you don't even have too look hard
"Emanation (or magnetism), what makes this Art truly unique. It has been said, with reason, that, even though not as widely known, this Art is the most ancient and most effective form of self-defense and self-medicine on the Earth. "

Seems to be established in Boston, NJ and NYC.

This has to be the single most crappy martial art in existance? Worse than Aikido and YBamboo all in one????

http://www.bostonboabom.com/

http://www.boabom.org/eng/styles.shtml#Osseous