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    top secret training

    dont know if this has been posted before but what the hell

    so theres this dude whos "Risking his life" to teach secret fighting techniques

    link: http://www.topsecrettraining.com/

    "So what was in these manuals?"
    "There are no holds and no submissions"

    "Bare-handed killing methods that you will never see anywhere else.

    How to quickly "break down' an attacker twice your size and weight...turning him into a pile of bleeding beef at your feet in a matter of seconds.

    Learn to move like a ghost... become untouchable

    The most devastating punch ever thrown by a man against another man...a move that can stop a heart, yet will not hurt your hand

    How to flip monster-sized attackers as easily as tossing a box of cereal across the room (breaking his back, and pulverizing his guts in the process)

    Escapes and reversals from every position known to man (and inflicting crushing pain to the fool who put their hands on you)

    How to "really" use weapons in life or death situations, and how to "pluck" them away from those who mean you harm.

    Sentry removal and assassination

    Arm and neck breaks so simple, and so easy that you will scare yourself with what you will be capable of doing

    Deadly trachea crushing chokes they don't dare teach in any grappling school I know of

    Even how to use a three foot piece of rope or a shovel to tear the head off your attacker!

    Plus...Dozens of more easy moves that will shock and incapacitate ANY sized attacker.

    And..."instant take out" moves you have NEVER SEEN BEFORE. Not anywhere. Not by anyone. "

    he also says you will learn all this "overnight"

    #2
    Yep, we've seen this before...all legit. You should look into it. good luck, my friend.

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      #3
      Anonymous guy... right...
      Ever heard of WHOIS?

      Pizzo, Christopher hyena@optonline.net
      480 Quince Court
      Mahwah, NJ 07430
      US
      2018191627

      Here is your lieutenant X ... :D
      I'm a privacy bitch prob'ly , but i just dont give a f#ck :cool:

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        #4
        Re: top secret training

        Originally posted by voltron
        dont know if this has been posted before but what the hell

        so theres this dude whos "Risking his life" to teach secret fighting techniques

        link: http://www.topsecrettraining.com/

        "So what was in these manuals?"
        "There are no holds and no submissions"

        "Bare-handed killing methods that you will never see anywhere else.

        How to quickly "break down' an attacker twice your size and weight...turning him into a pile of bleeding beef at your feet in a matter of seconds.

        Learn to move like a ghost... become untouchable

        The most devastating punch ever thrown by a man against another man...a move that can stop a heart, yet will not hurt your hand

        How to flip monster-sized attackers as easily as tossing a box of cereal across the room (breaking his back, and pulverizing his guts in the process)

        Escapes and reversals from every position known to man (and inflicting crushing pain to the fool who put their hands on you)

        How to "really" use weapons in life or death situations, and how to "pluck" them away from those who mean you harm.

        Sentry removal and assassination

        Arm and neck breaks so simple, and so easy that you will scare yourself with what you will be capable of doing

        Deadly trachea crushing chokes they don't dare teach in any grappling school I know of

        Even how to use a three foot piece of rope or a shovel to tear the head off your attacker!

        Plus...Dozens of more easy moves that will shock and incapacitate ANY sized attacker.

        And..."instant take out" moves you have NEVER SEEN BEFORE. Not anywhere. Not by anyone. "

        he also says you will learn all this "overnight"
        Absolutely. We've all trained extensively in this and use it all the time.

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          #5
          Originally posted by sci-mdk
          Anonymous guy... right...
          Ever heard of WHOIS?

          Pizzo, Christopher hyena@optonline.net
          480 Quince Court
          Mahwah, NJ 07430
          US
          2018191627

          Here is your lieutenant X ... :D
          I'm a privacy bitch prob'ly , but i just dont give a f#ck :cool:


          LIEUTENANT PIZZO, THE DEADLIEST MAN ALIVE! (ever since Count Dante died.)






          Awesome.

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            #6
            Because of this man's training I have successfully eliminated all armed sentries around the castle in which they keep the kidnapped princess.

            Tommorrow I shall save her and avenge the king.

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              #7
              Originally posted by sci-mdk
              Anonymous guy... right...
              Ever heard of WHOIS?

              Pizzo, Christopher hyena@optonline.net
              480 Quince Court
              Mahwah, NJ 07430
              US
              2018191627

              Here is your lieutenant X ... :D
              I'm a privacy bitch prob'ly , but i just dont give a f#ck :cool:
              of course, but we also know what it does... WHOIS tells you who owns the domain either as admin or technical contact. Has shit all to do with who's running the school.

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                #8
                Anyone heard of or know of this Kyle Wilson who is claimed to be a Black belt in BJJ and endorses it. This guy is supposed to be in LA.

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                  #9
                  These guys come out of the wood work, like cockaroaches ( but without the style).

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                    #10
                    I just had to point out the javascript in the page that spits out the current date so these videos or whatever will always be available "Until Midnight dayarray[day], montharray[month] daym, year."


                    Here you guys go, you know, incase you need to offer deadly techniques over the internet until midnight tonight! Even if it's 2am in the morning!

                    Code:
                    <!--
                    var mydate=new Date() 
                    var year=mydate.getYear() 
                    if (year < 1000) 
                    year+=1900 
                    var day=mydate.getDay() 
                    var month=mydate.getMonth() 
                    var daym=mydate.getDate() 
                    if (daym<10) 
                    daym="0"+daym 
                    var dayarray=new Array("Sunday","Monday","Tuesday","Wednesday","Thursday",
                    "Friday","Saturday") 
                    var montharray=new Array("January","February","March","April","May","June","July",
                    "August","September","October","November","December") 
                    document.write("<font color='black' face='Times New Roman'><b>"+dayarray[day]+", 
                    "+montharray[month]+" "+daym+", "+year+"</b></font>") 
                    // end -->
                    Last edited by octavio; 9/27/2004 4:52pm, .

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                      #11
                      I guessed as much.


                      Lieutenant X's kung fu made me become Snake from Metal Gear.

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                        #12
                        How to fight like Solid Snake.

                        1)Punch,punch and kick
                        2)Punch,punch and kick
                        3)Get Rations
                        4)Repeat

                        Anything I missed from the supah secwet training manual?

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                          #13
                          that is one lame ass website

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                            #14
                            We need a fund here, so that we can get these videos and review them.

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                              #15
                              I wanna buy those videos to do the stuff it says, foes it actually work?

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