Wabbit glossary

[Michael Tzadok]

I humbly and respectfully put forth that this thread mostly contains serious research and does not belong in Trollshido. I think it may need to be stickied in General BS, or at least Noobietown.

[submessenger]

survived a superstorm
gasoline rationing

Oh, and where was that thread where he endeavors to explain Judaism to a Rabbi? I'm sure there are some keepers, in there.

[hungryjoe]

I don't feel right pushing Wrabbit's buttons while having him on ignore. Not that I'm above picking low hanging fruit.

But

This thread is brilliant. Maybe nomination for non existent "Best thread of 2019".

@Wrabbit

I was posting about addiction. My son and nephew's deaths last year. My brother's problems and my own past bad experiences. Your shit post crossed a line. I'll leave it to you to go back and find the offending post.

I'm about forgiveness. And, admitting so when found wrong. You've not mastered that simple trait which makes for growth through experience.

I wish you well.

[goodlun]

This is hilarious .

I’d bet real money his colleagues at work have something similar.

Popularity = polite to you because your at work but call you a penis behind your back.

I just always assumed he working in some basement somewhere and people just bring hard drives down to him without saying a word.

[PDA]

This is hilarious .

I’d bet real money his colleagues at work have something similar.

Popularity = polite to you because your at work but call you a penis behind your back.

[AprilRains]

OK, here we go!

3-D printing	An additive manufacturing process in which thin layers of a medium are laid down and fused together.	It's basically like inkjet printing but easier, and you can make fully functioning guns this way in seconds.	He also doesn't understand simple metalworking.
Besties	Long-term, intimate friends.	Anyone who should consider getting a restraining order against Wabbit.	Seriously, it's like being shamed into adopting a spastic.
DIY	"Do It Yourself": Performing repair and decoration tasks by oneself without recourse to a professional.	Charging your friends for performing such services.	Seriously, Wabbit?
Engineer	One who applies their understanding of science and technology to design and build systems to solve problems.	Wabbit Googled some terminology and then misapplied it in a way that makes actual engineers wince.	Similar uses of "scientist", "firearms expert", "mathematician", etc.
Eskrima	Filipino martial art including techniques with stick, sword, knife, and empty hands.	An art you automatically know after practicing Chinese broadsword.	Many other arts may suddenly find themselves transformed into hung gar in drag.
Federal judge	Someone appointed by the President and confirmed by the Senate to preside over a Federal courtroom	An absolute moral and legal authority whose word can never be questioned.	May change his mind once a judge commits him to a mental institution.
Formal legal training	Supervised education in law at an accredited institution.	Being able to read simple laws for meaning.	If Wabbit ever applies this to himself, it'll wind up meaning something much dumber.
Generator	A device to transform one form of energy, often chemical, into electrical energy.	Absolute goddamned witchcraft. Cannot be understood by mortals.	Generally these sit in his garage until they rust into nothing.
"I have trained in"	I have devoted years of effort to studying an art or skill.	Wabbit read the Wikipedia article and didn't even understand it.	This definition has been used by past Bullshido investigation subjects.
Ignore function	A setting to obscure another user's posts in a forum.	A setting which compels you to read and respond to every post a user makes.	Thinks it's what "besties" use with one another (which see).
Troll	Someone who posts material intended to agitate and confuse others.	Anyone who makes a point Wabbit doesn't like.	Never applies to actual trolling by Wabbit.
Well researched and vetted	Supported by documented, credible sources and verified by qualified experts.	Wabbit got a doctor with a flashlight to help him produce it.

[goodlun]

formal legal training

[AprilRains]

I am not willing to find specific examples but he acts as though all Federal Judges are Justice by virtue of them being a judge.
Literally his argument for anything along those lines comes down to just that, a Judge says so.

I don't require links, I just wasn't sure what you meant. I have seen him do that, and you're right, it belongs in the glossary.

[goodlun]

I don't recall where he abused this one. Can you remind me how he uses it?

I am not willing to find specific examples but he acts as though all Federal Judges are Justice by virtue of them being a judge.
Literally his argument for anything along those lines comes down to just that, a Judge says so.

[hungryjoe]

troll

[AprilRains]

DIY

From his charging his friends for DIY plumbing work.

Some friend he is, then.

[AprilRains]

My goodness, I'm surprised by how many I didn't get.

Federal Judge

I don't recall where he abused this one. Can you remind me how he uses it?

[Michael Tzadok]

DIY

From his charging his friends for DIY plumbing work.

[hungryjoe]

New Jersey

[goodlun]

Federal Judge