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    This is why we can't have nice things

    Look, you're a Klanadian.

    Klanadians, despite their false politeness affectations,

    like Prius owners, love the smell of their own farts.

    So leave our guns alone, Klanadian.

    We don't wish or need to catch stupid from our northern neighbors.

    #2
    Originally posted by Krampus View Post
    Look, you're a Klanadian.

    Klanadians, despite their false politeness affectations,

    like Prius owners, love the smell of their own farts.

    So leave our guns alone, Klanadian.

    We don't wish or need to catch stupid from our northern neighbors.
    No one up here is trying to take your guns away.

    You can keep your guns and your paranoia to yourselves.
    Last edited by lant3rn; 12/12/2019 8:37am, .

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      #3
      Originally posted by lant3rn View Post
      No one up here is trying to take guns away.

      You can keep your guns and your paranoia to yourselves.
      It's not paranoia when you fuckers keep coming down to Florida,

      leaving your beer bottles and cans all over our beaches,

      try to have sex with underage girls,

      and run over our manatees with your boat propellers ignoring the no wake signs.

      We just had a group of Canadians kill 6 egg nests of the endangered beach turtles, ignoring the signs everywhere.

      What is wrong with you fuckers.

      Paranoia my ass.

      You can't say, "I'm sorry ay" and keep on doing that shit just because you think that you are on vacation.

      It's shameful.

      Plus, stop eating your people of color in the Winter.

      And tell Trudeau to stop running around in blackface in public, and attending Klu Klux Klanada meetings in private.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Krampus View Post
        It's not paranoia when you fuckers keep coming down to Florida,

        leaving your beer bottles and cans all over our beaches,

        try to have sex with underage girls,

        and run over our manatees with your boat propellers ignoring the no wake signs.

        We just had a group of Canadians kill 6 egg nests of the endangered beach turtles, ignoring the signs everywhere.

        What is wrong with you fuckers.

        Paranoia my ass.

        You can't say, "I'm sorry ay" and keep on doing that shit just because you think that you are on vacation.

        It's shameful.

        Plus, stop eating your people of color in the Winter.

        And tell Trudeau to stop running around in blackface in public, and attending Klu Klux Klanada meetings in private.

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          #5
          Damn it...

          I'm been Klanadianed again.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Krampus View Post
            Damn it...

            I'm been Klanadianed again.

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              #7
              This is why we can't have nice things

              It would be immoral to harm your Mom, or anyone, who is not committing violence to others.

              I hope she has a very nice trip.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Krampus View Post
                We just had a group of Canadians kill 6 egg nests of the endangered beach turtles, ignoring the signs everywhere.
                Manatees are now off the endangered list, iirc.

                But, those sea turtle barriers are the real-world equivalent of this forum's ignore function - it's like a giant advertisement saying READ ME YOU HAVE TO READ ME NOW. There should be a better way to protect the nests, just nobody has either conceived of it, or nobody is willing to pay to make it happen.

                (edit) also, let's kill this derail so I don't have to cull.
                Being correct on the Internet is orders of magnitude easier than being correct in the Universe. Perhaps we should all concentrate more on the latter...

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Nutcracker, sweet! View Post
                  (edit) also, let's kill this derail so I don't have to cull.
                  Will do.

                  Back to guns, gun laws, and gun morality discussions.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by lant3rn View Post
                    I hope so, it feels a bit wrong to alter such an iconic statement

                    Freedom of Speech is an important concept, probably why the First Amendment was the first amendment.
                    I'm an atheist,

                    and I do not take umbrage at the term their Creator.

                    Mainly because who is to say?

                    It's a nice idea.

                    On the other hand, the God of the Old Testament, and Koran seems a right sadistic evil bastard.

                    And the pagan Gods aren't much better.

                    Regarding the "God" of the New Testament, well, that is just a funny hodge podge isn't it...

                    But, the entire universe could just be a kid running a simulation program, with a magnifying glass in his or her other hand, ready to observe or sadistically fry the lot of us.

                    That would make a lot of sense.

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Krampus View Post
                      I'm an atheist,

                      and I do not take umbrage at the term their Creator.

                      Mainly because who is to say?

                      It's a nice idea.

                      On the other hand, the God of the Old Testament, and Koran seems a right sadistic evil bastard.

                      And the pagan Gods aren't much better.

                      Regarding the "God" of the New Testament, well, that is just a funny hodge podge isn't it...

                      But, the entire universe could just be a kid running a simulation program, with a magnifying glass in his or her other hand, ready to observe or sadistically fry the lot of us.

                      That would make a lot of sense.

                      This reminds me.
                      Christmas, and New Years are almost here and that means it almost time for my ritual re-watching of Life of Brian and The Meaning of Life again.

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by lant3rn View Post
                        This reminds me.
                        Christmas, and New Years are almost here and that means it almost time for my ritual re-watching of Life of Brian and The Meaning of Life again.
                        Watched The Life of Brian last weekend. Almost waited to watch with daughter #2. Glad I watched it before erasing. It had been many years ago last seen. She's deeply spiritual. Plus forgot about titties and bush.

                        again

                        Mind is starting to slip me thinks.
                        Carter Hargrave's Jeet Can't Do

                        http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=31636

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by anthracite View Post
                          Watched The Life of Brian last weekend. Almost waited to watch with daughter #2. Glad I watched it before erasing. It had been many years ago last seen. She's deeply spiritual. Plus forgot about titties and bush.

                          again

                          Mind is starting to slip me thinks.
                          As good as they think they are,

                          And as bad as we know we are,

                          We're as good as they are,

                          and more often than not better,

                          As bad as we know we are,

                          And as good as they think they are.

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Cassius View Post
                            I am a strong supporter of martial arts! I grew up doing BJJ, Muay Thai, MMA, CSW, and Judo for sport. Also I was in the military and can't fathom the horror of using techniques designed for war on the street with childrens' lives at stake. My credibility on the subject is above reproach because I am a veteran and thus all criticism will bounce off me and stick to you.
                            And I would be driving a Toyota if it wasn't for you.
                            Whitsunday Martial Arts Airlie Beach North Queensland.
                            http://www.facebook.com/#!/WhitsundayMartialArts

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                              #15
                              None of that proves that Scotland's Jews were terrorized. That's one opinion.

                              Bring offended isn't being terrorized.

                              Stop lying. Now.

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