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    Originally posted by anthracite View Post
    Candy - looks great, tastes better. (While I have no experience in flavored plastic I have a fair amount of experience with aromatic additives. You've very possibly, if you're a man in North America, pissed on one of my urinal screens. Really.

    Melody- looks great, sounds better. As standard, talks out of her ass. Reminds me of the wife.

    Trinity- looks okay if you like three tits and think Total Recall was a classic.

    April- looks great and has as standard added water works. Plastic tarp included.

    May- Comes with a plethora of accessories. IMPORTANT: Enter safe word before activating.

    Desiree- Budget model. Popular pass around no frills with limited warranty. Replacement parts subject to availability.

    Crystal- Pipe not included. Can suck the chrome from a trailer hitch.

    Charity- Slip a dollar in her slot and she's good for the masses. Think homeless with a butter sandwich.

    Cherry- No holes, no noise, no nothing. Intended as a wall hanger only.

    Chastity- Enter at your own risk.
    And this is just part of the reason you got equity.

    You are hands on, and strategic.

    (Keep the details on the other parts to the R rated threads, we don't want to get banned by JNP, or Diesel, the new supercop)

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      Originally posted by Nutcracker, sweet! View Post

      Go kill yourself.
      Carter Hargrave's Jeet Can't Do

      http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=31636

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        Originally posted by goodlun View Post
        Actually fun fact I have not, but that is because of the terrible CIR of 512kb/s shared between 59 people and a MIR of 2Mb/sec shared up to 4 ships has resulted in a quota policy of 100/mb a day quota.
        Even though I am in a position where I could get around that, it would be fairly corrupt to do so and be very impactfull for other people on board.
        Now that being said I have certainly brought porn with me on board.
        Largely don't need it....... oceanography is full of young women
        I remember your foreshadowing.
        '“I am no advocate of passivity,” Coffin Mott said in an 1860 speech. “Quakerism, as I understand it, does not mean quietism. The early Friends were agitators; disturbers of the peace; and were more obnoxious in their day to charges, which are now so freely made, than we are.”'

        My Glossary: https://www.bullshido.net/forums/sho...d.php?t=129294

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          Originally posted by Ice Hole View Post
          I remember your foreshadowing.
          I will say this, I have never slept with anyone on one of our ships while it was out to sea.
          I have never slept with anyone on our ships that wasn't being paid to be their IE never an undergrad student, intern, volunteer, ect, ect, ect.
          Its really not worth the potential drama that can come on down someones way
          Of the single rapier fight between valiant men, having both skill, he that is the best wrestler, or if neither of them can wrestle, the strongest man most commonly kills the other, or leaves him at his mercy.
          –George Silver, Paradoxes of Defence

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            Originally posted by BKR View Post
            It seems to me you are very focused on cheating in relationships.

            Trust is of course paramount. I trust my wife with access to all of our money, property, you name it. We do know each other's phone passcodes, too. I don't think she knows how to log bs.net, but she reads over my shoulder frequently.

            Like, who is that Devil asshole, anyway, LOL!

            Neither of us really gets involved with members of the opposite gender outside of business/work relationships. It's just a natural thing, really.

            Of course, you are a lot younger than me, and still full of raging hormones. Not teenage level, but I recall being your age clearly, so I know how that is.

            Anyway, I like your advice, and mostly agree with it.
            Yeah, because lying and cheating are what kills relationships. Most of the other shit can be repaired.

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              Originally posted by goodlun View Post
              Because relationships them selves are very self selecting.

              Think all women are crazy? Its cause you self select for crazy women......

              Its why your buddies girl friend is always the same girl despite the face and name changing.

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                Is this a confessional thread?

                So, big Xmas party, over the weekend. Some really cute blonde there, maybe early 30s, with hubby/bf in tow. Holy shit, she was way into me, like disturbingly so. I wasn't reaching out, she initiated. In another scenario, I would jump all up in that shit. But, happily married (for better or worse) for weeks shy of 18 years. Still, hotty wants some knob, and even with a good home life, that is pretty fucking enticing. For the record, there was no exchange of fluids or even electrons, but she's in our social circle, now, and dayum. This is gonna be a tough one.
                Being correct on the Internet is orders of magnitude easier than being correct in the Universe. Perhaps we should all concentrate more on the latter...

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                  Originally posted by Nutcracker, sweet! View Post
                  Is this a confessional thread?

                  So, big Xmas party, over the weekend. Some really cute blonde there, maybe early 30s, with hubby/bf in tow. Holy shit, she was way into me, like disturbingly so. I wasn't reaching out, she initiated. In another scenario, I would jump all up in that shit. But, happily married (for better or worse) for weeks shy of 18 years. Still, hotty wants some knob, and even with a good home life, that is pretty fucking enticing. For the record, there was no exchange of fluids or even electrons, but she's in our social circle, now, and dayum. This is gonna be a tough one.
                  I’m supposed to be the bad guy here. I don’t cheat in a committed relationship though. Nor am I tempted to. Because I’m a badass. A weak little bitch tells lies. A bad motherfucker says exactly what he’s going to do and does it.

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                    Originally posted by Krampus View Post
                    Well, I think his dick is going to catch on fire at some point.

                    He is sleeping with some real dirty butt women.

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                      Nothing untoward happened, but... if I choose to, it will be an easy coup. That shit was teed up and ready for me to knock it out of the park. Point taken on the honesty part, though.
                      Being correct on the Internet is orders of magnitude easier than being correct in the Universe. Perhaps we should all concentrate more on the latter...

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                        Originally posted by Nutcracker, sweet! View Post
                        Is this a confessional thread?

                        So, big Xmas party, over the weekend. Some really cute blonde there, maybe early 30s, with hubby/bf in tow. Holy shit, she was way into me, like disturbingly so. I wasn't reaching out, she initiated. In another scenario, I would jump all up in that shit. But, happily married (for better or worse) for weeks shy of 18 years. Still, hotty wants some knob, and even with a good home life, that is pretty fucking enticing. For the record, there was no exchange of fluids or even electrons, but she's in our social circle, now, and dayum. This is gonna be a tough one.
                        Oh you definitely exchanged electrons and more if you were in the same room. Quantum gravity has a knack for what Einstein called "spooky action at a distance".

                        Shields up, Number 1.

                        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Locard...ange_principle
                        '“I am no advocate of passivity,” Coffin Mott said in an 1860 speech. “Quakerism, as I understand it, does not mean quietism. The early Friends were agitators; disturbers of the peace; and were more obnoxious in their day to charges, which are now so freely made, than we are.”'

                        My Glossary: https://www.bullshido.net/forums/sho...d.php?t=129294

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                          There is a rumor going around that part of Devil's process

                          is to go to Facebook Marketplace,

                          Search for used Wedding Dresses,

                          and then filter by size,

                          before doing a diligence check on the recent FB profile and making contact with the recently divorced women selling the dresses.

                          This rumor has not been substantiated.

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                            Originally posted by Dr. Gonzo View Post
                            There is a rumor going around that part of Devil's process

                            is to go to Facebook Marketplace,

                            Search for used Wedding Dresses,

                            and then filter by size,

                            before doing a diligence check on the recent FB profile and making contact with the recently divorced women selling the dresses.

                            This rumor has not been substantiated.
                            Huh not a terrible plan really
                            Of the single rapier fight between valiant men, having both skill, he that is the best wrestler, or if neither of them can wrestle, the strongest man most commonly kills the other, or leaves him at his mercy.
                            –George Silver, Paradoxes of Defence

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